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Cast
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Michael Armstrong | As: Dennis Morrison |
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Terence Edmond | As: Clive Potter |
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Christopher Timothy | As: Harris Tweedle |
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Roy Kinnear | As: Benny U. Murdoch |
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Rosalind Knight | As: Lady Longhorn |
Storyline
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
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Cast
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Michael Armstrong |
Dennis Morrison |
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Terence Edmond |
Clive Potter |
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Christopher Timothy |
Harris Tweedle |
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Roy Kinnear |
Benny U. Murdoch |
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Rosalind Knight |
Lady Longhorn |
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Lloyd Lamble |
The Bishop |
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Jonathan Adams |
Lord Coltwind |
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Christopher Biggins |
Jeremy Longhorn |
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Katy Manning |
Hermione Longhorn |
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Diane Langton |
Gladys Armitage |
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Gordon Tanner |
Big Dick |
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Beth Porter |
Billie Harris |
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Max Mason |
Dave |
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Christopher Neil |
Brendan |
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Richard Caldicot |
Ambrose Cream |
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Stephen Marsh |
Rudolph |
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Prudence Drage |
Millicent Bindle |
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Jeremy Hawk |
Vernon Peabody |
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Rayner Bourton |
Johnny |
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Stephen Riddle |
Simon |
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Sheila Bernette |
Casting Girl |
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Tony Sympson |
Grandfather |
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Beatrice Shaw |
Grandmother |
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Jenny Short |
Maggie |
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Michael Worsley |
Charlie |
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Nicholas Young |
Deadeye Dick |
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Lewis Barber |
Mexican Pete |
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Anna Quayle |
Reverend Mother |
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David Toguri |
Kung Fu Artist |
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George Moon |
Nightwatchman |
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Dave Carter |
Laboratory Man |
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Connie Brodie |
Royal Personage |
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Bill Maelor-Jones |
Cinema Manager |
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Graham Ashley |
Projectionist |
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Stephanie Cole |
Traffic Warden (uncredited) |
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Laurie Goode |
Cowboy (uncredited) |
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Kristin Hatfield |
Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited) |
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Derek Martin |
Floor Manager (uncredited) |
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Mary Millington |
Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited) |
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Charles Pemberton |
Policeman (uncredited) |
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Jenny Tomasin |
Shy Casting Girl (uncredited) |
Directed By
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Martin Campbell |
Director |
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Roger Simons |
Assistant Director |
Writing Credits
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Michael Armstrong |
Writer |
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Stanley A. Long |
Writer |
Production Crew
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Stanley A. Long |
Producer |
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Don Carmody |
Production Manager |
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Barry Jacobs |
Executive Producer |
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Ken Turner |
Production Manager |
Edited By
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Pat Foster |
Editor |
Costume and Makeup
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Betty Blattner |
Makeup Artist |
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Jan Dorman |
Hairstylist |
Sound
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Stan Phillips |
Sound Recordist |
Visual Effects
Camera
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Peter Hannan |
Director of Photography |
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Bob Sharman |
Camera Operator |
Lighting
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Bert Lloyd |
Gaffer |
Art Department
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Carlotta Barrow |
Production Design |
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Dermot O'Dea |
Property Master |
Other Crew
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Paul Weston |
Stunts |
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