Carol and Roddy sing a duet, with him in his "Planet of the Apes" make-up. In "The Family" sketch, Eunice, Ed and Mama don't appreciate the accomplishments of Eunice's brother, Nobel Prize-winning writer Philip (Roddy). In other segments, two chauvinist carpenters give a new co-worker (Carol) a hard time; an argument breaks out at a bus stop when a radio contest calls a nearby pay phone; two Brits at a café speak in one-word sentences; The Jackson Five perform "Dancin' Machine"; Carol is a music teacher with The Jackson Five as her students perform "This Old Man" and "ABC".