1. Bill Clinton vs. Kenneth Starr 2. James Van Der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein 3. Abe Lincoln vs. George Washington Summaries: 1. Bill Clinton vs. Kenneth Starr Ken Star drags it out of Bill that he had an affair, but the audience stays completely on Bill's side (except for Hillary). Ken starts beating up the audience members, but they stop him, and Bill flings the lawyer into the Liberty Bill! Ken Star's head is ruined, and the Liberty Bell is cracked. Bill Clinton is the winner! 2. James Van Der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein To finish off the terroist, James wraps him up in an American flag and then beats Hussein to death with the pole! Although Beek won, Mills arrests him for disrespect of the flag. Main Event: Abe Lincoln vs. George Washington Both presidents have presidents for their 'coaches'. Abraham has Theodore Roosevelt, and George Washington has Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon is beheaded in the fight, yet his head keeps jabbering away! In the end, Abraham lights