1. Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner 2. Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates 3. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock Fight Summary: 1 - Kevin Smith vs. Kevin Costner Kevin Smith brings a dog into the ring, it bites off one of Kevin Costner's hands, then Kevin Smith crams Kevin Costner into an envelope and the dog drags it away to a postal office, then we see the mail being delivered.. and dropped in the middle of the ocean, and Kevin Costner is bitten to pieces by sharks. 2 - Sharon Stone vs. Kathy Bates The Battle of the Femmes Fatales Kathy Bates knocks Sharon Stone out with a block of ice, then she puts on a pair of stiletto heels, and stomps Sharon in her stomach, Sharon slips away, and knocks Kathy down, and brings the mallot from ""Misery"" and smashes Kathy's foot off, the foot bounces and finally, the heel of the stiletto's impales Sharon's head. 3 - Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock Spielberg brings a box into the ring, opens it, and the demons from ""Raiders of the Lost