In Greater Manchester, salsa-loving grandma Kay is first to kick off and she's determined her menu of family favourites is going to bag her the grand. However, second host cosmetics manager Diane believes the secret to success is through love and she's planning on laying it on thickly with an Italian spread. As well as her fondness for all things Italian, Diane's dream bloke is Jason Statham - cue third competitor, plumbing supplies manager Paul. Diane and Paul hit it off - but in the wrong sort of way when Paul calls Diane a bimbo. Things don't get any better over the week and by Friday Diane is out for revenge. Paul's got an ally in the shape of 21-year-old student Ian, but even their friendship can't save Ian's dinner party when things don't quite go to plan.