* Opening titles * Don & George – Savings * 'Schedule-D Man * Gwyn – Sellotape * Don & George – Donan & Georgeman * Bert Bastard – Cup of tea * Posh couple – waking up * Bert Bastard – Cheese and biscuits * Piano Man – 'Just Ask Me' (song) * Don & George – Donan & Georgeman * Adverts * Little Girl – Government * Calum Gilhooley – Directions * On The Lavtory with Frank Hovis – Farting * Stoneybridge – charity pop single * Closing credits