Reggie has an idea for making a fortune: a shop that sells total rubbish. It will be called "Grot." Reggie suspects Elizabeth of having an affair, leading to a punch-up in the firm's car park and a black eye. He returns to the piggery but gets the sack after his employer finds out who he really is. Elizabeth also gets the sack after altering some of C.J.'s letters. Reggie goes to visit Jimmy, who is hoarding guns under his bed. He tells an appalled Reggie of his plan to form a private right wing army to rid the country of all do-gooders and - as he sees it - scroungers. Having told Jimmy his plan is rubbish, Reggie forms his own idea. He will open a shop selling rubbish...