Turd Merchants of Death (2009)
Turd Merchants of Death (2009)
The stink has come to town
Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

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Cast

Davis Lonergan Davis Lonergan As: Happy Blonde Boy
Colby Graham Colby Graham As: Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Hendry Scott Hendry As: Scott Toolbanger
Andrew Martinez Andrew Martinez As: Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Ann Hines Ann Hines As: Receptionist
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Storyline

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.


Tagline: The stink has come to town
Certification: NR

Details

Genres: Horror, Comedy, Action

Language: English

Release Date: 26 August 2009

Country: US

Runtime: 75m

Company Credits

Company: Meta Skateboards

Budget: $5,000

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Cast

Davis Lonergan

Davis Lonergan

Happy Blonde Boy

Colby Graham

Colby Graham

Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

Scott Hendry

Scott Hendry

Scott Toolbanger

Andrew Martinez

Andrew Martinez

Shirtless Car Accident Victim

Ann Hines

Ann Hines

Receptionist

Bill HInes

Bill HInes

Mad Doctor

Jack Spanbauer

Jack Spanbauer

Himself

Adrian Tennant

Adrian Tennant

Door Man

Adam Smith

Adam Smith

Bartender

Andrew Martinez

Andrew Martinez

Greasy Bar Guy

Kaya Bersto

Kaya Bersto

Kaya

Canyon Castator

Canyon Castator

Canyon

Josh Steele

Josh Steele

Josh

Sheila Cummings

Sheila Cummings

Sarah Caruso

Mike Carroll

Mike Carroll

Mert T. Nertson

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself

Glen Gillingham

Glen Gillingham

Cop

Gordon Koch

Gordon Koch

Preacher

Ryan McMurray

Ryan McMurray

Longboarder

Reed Goodman

Reed Goodman

Reed

Alan G. Stratton

Alan G. Stratton

Hero Mechanic

Maile Kobayashi

Maile Kobayashi

Ditsy Customer

Jeremy Frankovis

Jeremy Frankovis

"Fist" Mechanic 2

Lazer Rubenstein

Lazer Rubenstein

Mechanic 3

Kevin Hohman

Kevin Hohman

Zombie Driving Car

Rob Schelgel

Rob Schelgel

Arm-biting Zombie

Alex Covey

Alex Covey

Cash Eating Zombie

Jake Schefrin

Jake Schefrin

Zombie Burrito Server 1

Amy Docktor

Amy Docktor

Zombie Burrito Server 2

Dan Leonard

Dan Leonard

Zombie Burrito Server 3

El Vortex

El Vortex

El Vortex

Jake Schefrin

Jake Schefrin

Zombie Jake

Jeff Hulslander

Jeff Hulslander

Himself

Max Garson

Max Garson

Himself

Patrick Dykstra

Patrick Dykstra

Himself

Canyon Castator

Canyon Castator

Himself

Josh Steele

Josh Steele

Himself

Elijah Moore

Elijah Moore

Himself

Todd Frost

Todd Frost

Himself

Reed Goodman

Reed Goodman

Himself

Trick Factory

Trick Factory

Himself

Dustin Hinshaw

Dustin Hinshaw

Himself

Jeff Spiegel

Jeff Spiegel

Himself

Directed By

Samuel Hines

Samuel Hines

Director

Gordon Koch

Gordon Koch

Assistant Director

Writing Credits

Colby Graham

Colby Graham

Screenplay

Gordon Koch

Gordon Koch

Screenplay

Production Crew

Maile Kobayashi

Maile Kobayashi

Producer

Samuel Hines

Samuel Hines

Executive Producer

Maile Kobayashi

Maile Kobayashi

Executive Producer

Reed Goodman

Reed Goodman

Executive Producer

Erica Congelli

Erica Congelli

Producer's Assistant

Edited By

Samuel Hines

Samuel Hines

Editor

Gordon Koch

Gordon Koch

Assistant Editor

Noah Arnold

Noah Arnold

Assistant Editor

Ryan Simpson

Ryan Simpson

Assistant Editor

Elliot Trout

Elliot Trout

Assistant Editor

Costume and Makeup

Not currently known.

Sound

Visual Effects

Evan Hedges

Evan Hedges

Creature Design

Dan Fissel-Painter

Dan Fissel-Painter

Creature Design

Camera

Elliot Trout

Elliot Trout

Director of Photography

Jay Angelo

Jay Angelo

Camera Operator

Ryan Simpson

Ryan Simpson

Camera Operator

Kaya Bersto

Kaya Bersto

Assistant Camera

Todd Frost

Todd Frost

Camera Operator

Andrew Martinez

Andrew Martinez

Key Grip

Adam Smith

Adam Smith

Best Boy Grip

Lighting

Noah Arnold

Noah Arnold

Gaffer

Bradley Haag

Bradley Haag

Lighting Coordinator

Art Department

Not currently known.

Other Crew

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