Archie rails against gun control in a TV editorial.

After Munson tells Archie that he is reporting Archie's income from driving his cab, Archie goes to the tax office to amend his return.

The attractive young wife of Archie's old army buddy spends an eventful night at the Bunkers'.

Gloria stumps Mike and Archie with a riddle that Edith easily answers.

Archie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.

Edith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.

Edith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.

Mike sparks a family feud when he donates to George McGovern's campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.

On the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on the wedding day.

Continuation of the flashback to the Stivics' wedding, when Michael's uncle insists that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.

Archie conspires to use an insurance claim to turn Edith's missing locket into a new TV set.

Mike's emergency appendectomy precipitates an argument between Archie and Gloria regarding the proficiency of women doctors.

The family discovers an old winning lottery ticket, but Edith claims the ticket doesn't belong to her.

Archie gets a shot to try out for a prestigious bowling team.

Archie befriends the other patient in his hospital room, unaware that his neighbor is black.

After a visit from a friend who has a young and beautiful companion, Archie realizes how lucky he is to have Edith.

Edith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.

Archie refuses to come to Edith's high-school reunion until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.

Archie's expensive watch may be stolen.

Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.

The family recounts vastly different versions of the same encounter with a pair of handymen in the kitchen.

Archie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high-school diploma.

After an attempted sexual assault, Gloria suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.

Gloria challenges Edith about her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.