Segment #1 - Lindsay Lohan and her assistant are riding in a limo who's driver's wife is having a baby and when he stops at a gas station some people tell them they have to take the car. He returns and tells them the car just got stolen. He misses his child being born and blames Lindsay. Segment #2 - Beyonce visits a bunch of kids for Christmas and gets to put the star on the giant tree. When she tries to get the star on the tree falls over and crushes all the presents. They tell her she must make it up to the children. Segment #3 - Goldberg is led to believe his motorcycle just got run over by a truck but the driver misses the bike and it blows up without being touched. Ashton is forced to end it so the prank never happened and he almost got Punk'd.