Segment #1: Missy Elliot goes to a jewelry store for a little shopping and to get some of her precious necklaces cleaned. What she doesn't know is that a delivery person has accidentally walked off with the wrong package. The Punk ends when Missy issues a harsh ultimatum -- get the jewelry back in five seconds or things will get ugly! Segment #2: Hilary Duff goes for some routine driving lessons. Her driving teacher, however, wants to teach Hilary some very unorthodox driving strategies! The result is an outrageous carjacking that is blamed entirely on poor Hilary. Segment #3: Usher is notified that his little brother is in some big trouble. To Usher's surprise, he's going to have to fit the bill for his little brother.

Segment #1 - Nick Carter thinks he's going to be Punking Tommy Lee but when they try to practice what will happen he accidently hits a crew member. Nick gets blamed for running into him. Segment #2 - Tommy Lee and Nick Carter are being followed by paparazzi and they accidently hit a woman trying to cross the street. They get blamed and she wants to sue. Segment #3 - Bow Wow is at a photo shoot and finds out he'll be taking pictures with a tiger. Then he has to wear some jewelry after he sets them down they turn up missing. They tell him he must replace them with his own money.

Segment #1: Mya finds herself stuck with a guy who won a date with her in a contest and is in love with her. Segment #2: Katie Holmes finds herself caught between the girlfriend and the lover of a potential film producer. When the girlfriend asks her who he was with she says she doesn't know and tries to keep out of it by saying nothing and that doesn't work. Eventually the girlfriend thinks she's with him also. Segment #3: Tracy Morgan gets his car jacked and a tow truck says he has to take it all the way to Barstow and Tracy refuses to let him so the to truck driver tries to bribe him with his rims.

Segment #1 - Travis Barker goes on a date with his girlfriend, Shanna. Shanna's ex boyfriend shows up and Shanna ends up telling Travis what a great boyfriend he was. Segment #2 - Jamie Presley is starting her own clothing line and is met at one of her factories by FBI agents, telling her the factory has had children working at it for under minimum wage. Segment #3 - Celebrities at a red carpet get asked inapropriate questions by an asian reporter.

Segment #1 - Dave Mirra gets accused of fraud by the IRS. Segment #2 - OutKast are told they must pay the bill for a totaled rental car. Segment #3 - Amber Tamblyn gets asked to watch a dog while she waits for her fiancee but some stranger walks up to her and acts like its his and she lets him take it. Later, when the owner returns she finds out Amber gave the dog away and the owner starts blaming her and tells her it was a show dog and how she would feel if her dad died.

Segment #1 - Lindsay Lohan and her assistant are riding in a limo who's driver's wife is having a baby and when he stops at a gas station some people tell them they have to take the car. He returns and tells them the car just got stolen. He misses his child being born and blames Lindsay. Segment #2 - Beyonce visits a bunch of kids for Christmas and gets to put the star on the giant tree. When she tries to get the star on the tree falls over and crushes all the presents. They tell her she must make it up to the children. Segment #3 - Goldberg is led to believe his motorcycle just got run over by a truck but the driver misses the bike and it blows up without being touched. Ashton is forced to end it so the prank never happened and he almost got Punk'd.