* Radical Television * Opening titles * Job Interview – The First Candidate * Denzil – Do It Yourself * Job Interview – Bass Guitar * Ordering a pizza * Don & George – Undertakers * 'Journey of Life' (song) * Don & George – Undertakers * Adverts * Don & George – Undertakers * Little Girl – Death * Bert Bastard – Address Book * Adverts * Calum Gilhooley – Visiting John * Fashion Show * Getting to Work Seminar * Nice Family – The evening's television * Closing Credits

* Jack meets Valerie Jane Turpett * Opening titles * Cinema sketch (featuring Calum Gilhooley) * 'Just an Ordinary Guy' (song) * Adverts * Little Girl – The Queen * Nice Family – Death of a Hamster * Don & George – Hamster Cage * Adverts * Don & George – Hamster Cage * Death * Questions at an American Immigration Desk * Death * Bert Bastard – Rowing Boat * Denzil & Gwynedd * The Commisionaire – Taxi * Closing Credits

* Announcement of Herbert Blackford's Death * Opening Titles * Shop prepares for The Queen's visit * Don & George – Shop * Man trapped in pile of newspaper supplements * Firemen * Adverts * Firemen * Nice Family – Writing to Points of View * Don & George – Shop * Courtroom scene – dentist and clown * Little Girl – Birth * Adverts * Bert Bastard – House Fire * Firemen * Long-winded interview with theatre actress * Hospital scene * Shop prepares for The Queen's visit – includes 'She's The Queen' (song) and closing credits

* Bank – cashing a cheque * Opening titles * Billy – Sweet shop * Vikings scene * Don & George – Bargains * Adverts * The Foot Theatre Company * The Beginnings of Scottish Country Dancing * Robin & Annabel – Supermarket * Opera scene * Denzil & Gwynedd – Cheese Water * Opera scene * Nice Family – Christmas presents * Closing credits * Vikings scene

* Little Girl – People in power * Opening titles * Gwyn – Shop * Scottish Junior Cup Quarter Final Draw * Businessmen in cafe * The Greensleeves Dance * Adverts * Bad Actress' acting lessons * Being A Hippy * Clothes Shop * Adverts * Slobs in a living room * Posh people in cinema * Becoming A Beefeater * Closing Credits * Suspicious Salesman

* Animal rights activists * Opening titles * Bert Bastard – Deckchair * Stoneybridge – Promotional video/slogans/jingles * 'The Shape I'm In' (song) * Bert Bastard – Deckchair * Gwyn – Courtroom * Little Girl – Christmas and Jesus * Calum Gilhooley – Post Office * Adverts * Two shy men at a party * Bert Bastard – Deckchair * Nice Family – Morning Mail * The Salvation Army * Bert Bastard – Deckchair * Closing Credits