Rachael Leigh Cook smashes more than eggs in her latest anti-heroin public service announcement. Optimus Prime, leader of the Transformers, falls prey to prostate cancer. The outcome is never in doubt during "World's Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught on Film." Outtakes from Dukes of Hazzard, The X-Files, Battlestar Galactica and more come to light in "Bloopers."

Voltron engages in an old-school dance-off in "You Got Robo-Served." The secret lives of nature's most fascinating beasts are exposed in "Secrets of the Animal Kingdom." Walt Disney's severed head with its giant robotic spider-body attacks Cuba. Testicles are terrorized in "Ode to the Nut Shot."

The animals Noah left behind try to survive the flood in their very own ark. Enjoy instant nostalgia with "That '00s Show." Mrs. McNally's third-graders produce an animated abomination in "The Best Cowboy." The world's most famous cars - from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee - race against each other in "3 Fast 3 Furious."

America sends Harrison Ford and Aerosmith into space to take out a killer asteroid in "Meteorgeddon." Chucky from "Child’s Play" takes on the cutesy Lettuce Patch Kids. Household animals take to the slopes for "Winter Pet Games." The Muppet Show's band is spotlighted in "Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem."

The tooth fairy stumbles into murder in "Tooth and Consequences." The world's most terrifying supervillians get stuck in traffic. More of television's greatest screw-ups, from shows like "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" and "CSI" to various live sports broadcasts, are highlighted in "Bloopers Two."

The secrets of The Crying Game, Star Wars and The Village are exposed in "Welcome to the Spoilers." The Teen Titans strengthen their roster by adding Beavis and Butt-head. Travel back in time to witness Benny Hill's funeral. The Great Pumpkin of "Peanuts" fame finally shows.

A teenage girl gets a fashion makeover in "Pimp My Sister." The gang from "The Surreal Life" gets sent on a mission to destroy an enchanted ring. "Debbie Does Dallas" gets re-told with the world's cheapest puppets in "Exhausted Budget Theater." Geeks and nerds collide when a sci-fi convention erupts into war.

Seven of the world's greatest heroes stop being polite - and start getting real - in “The Real World: Metropolis.” Jesus Christ hunts down his greatest nemesis, Tarantino-style, in “Kill Bunny.” Icons from Star Trek and Tiger Beat alike unite for canned sitcom laughs in “Two Kirks, a Khan and a Pizza Place.” The hottest game show from Japan is here: “Who Poop Last?” The legends of rock ‘n’ roll return from beyond the grave to haunt the “Zombie Idol” reality show.

The last surviving member of NSYNC, Joey Fatone, must avenge his murdered bandmates in a deadly martial arts tournament. Check out a little scrambled porn on your 1980s-era cable box. M. Night Shyamalan has endless fake-outs in store for viewers in "The Twist."

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Incredible Hulk is profiled in "Hollywood Spotlight." The Masters of the Universe are rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape. Michael Jackson returns from space to confront his n'er-do-well alter ego in "Where's Michael?"

William Shatner's toupee has adventures the action star can only dream of. Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be in "Can We Handle The Truth?" Hillary Duff's new film combines history and teen drama in an updated "The Diary of Anne Frank". The fates of the greatest action figure toy lines from decades past are exposed in "Where Are They Now?"

"The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights" get wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin grapples with historical figures like the Wright Brothers and Mahatma Gandhi in "Educational Wrestling Federation." Oprah Winfrey fulfills all her viewers' fondest wishes - almost. A man in a public restroom encounters the terror known as "Dumplestiltskin." A heinous crime is deliberated in "12 Angry Little People."

The world's most famous monkey bursts loose on Skull Island in "Ding Dong, King Kong." Scandalous Hollywood news and gossip get the Pat O'Brien treatment. The Smurfs are terrorized by a serial killer in "Murder in Smurf Town X."

Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. The Robot Chicken Nerd wins a date with famous actress Scarlett Johansson. "Welcome to the Terror Drome" showcases inner-office machinations at the headquarters of G.I. Joe's nemesis Cobra. "America's Most Tragic Home Videos" will make you laugh and cry.

Michael Knight's talking car party's hard in "KITT's Day Out." A brawl rocks the nursing home in "Grandma Fu." Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen unite to fight a rampaging dragon. George Jetson's murder takes center stage in "Unsolved Case Files: I, Rosie."

Scandal at the North Pole is revealed in "Unsolved Case Files: Claus & Effect." The classic film "Jaws" gets a special edition DVD. The A-Team solves its problems with maximum firepower and minimal intelligence.

A video dating experience takes a turn for the worse. An oriental massage also takes a turn for the worse. Keanu Reeves wants you to buy his special brand of sausage. The Scooby-Doo gang encounters Jason Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake.

It's Alien vs. Predator on the battleground of love in a special episode of "First Date." See what the future holds in "Carousel of Tommorow." Popeye's hamburger-leeching friend is given a glimpse of what the world would have been like without him in "It's a Wimpy-Filled Life." The modern video game Halo invades the old-school classic Donkey Kong. To beat his sugar addiction, the Stix Rabbit goes from using to dealing.

Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich re-make Godzilla...again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey super villain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears. Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Leatherface and other horror movie icons sign on for the reality show "Big Brother."

Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey. Napoleon Bonamite pops up as a famous figure from history. A weakling turns into the "King of the Beach" with some illegal help. The laughter is canned for the sketch comedy show "You Can't Do That on Robot Chicken."