Mark rediscovers single life after his disastrous wedding to Sophie, and he and Jeremy become victims of crime.

Mark and Sophie return to work after their non-existent honeymoon and Mark tries to deflect the inevitable bad PR attached to a jilter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Super Hans's band play their first gig.

Jeremy finally runs out of money and finds himself on a downward spiral of hunger, homelessness and criminality. Meanwhile, Mark needs to find a girlfriend before his birthday party.

Jeremy's mother comes to visit for a family funeral. Her new boyfriend is a military man who Jeremy deeply resents, and who Mark idolises. Desperate to impress, Mark endures an extraordinary ordeal.

Jeremy and Super Hans get a band manager and play a Christian rock festival. Mark comes along as their roadie, and learns how to have sex properly for the first time in his life.

Mark gets into online gaming and live role-play with Dobby and wonders whether she may really be 'the one'. Meanwhile, Jeremy is brainwashed - loosely speaking - by a cult.