Hello, and welcome to another special holiday edition of Naked News! We return to regular programming in our next episode, but we couldn't say 'goodbye' to our Best Ofs without getting to Kat Curtis. Kat first came to us in 2007 and quickly lived up to her Overlady title! The hair may have changed over the years, but we knew what we were getting into from her very first audition! It's no STRETCH to say that at 6 feet tall, there's a whole lot of KC to love! And that's why it was so great to have her do a 1 On 1 photo shoot! Always nice to see the glamorous side of this tall glass of nerd! As glamorous as that was, and as beautiful as she is, everyone knows Kat is a first and foremost a hard core geek! We always love to see her let her freak flag fly in the ever popular Naked Nerd segment that she CREATED! Let's take a look at the very first episode from way back in April of 2008! Having Kat as the Naked News nerd-in-residence has been great for viewers, but it's also been pret

Happy new year everyone and welcome to 2017, I'm Kat Curtis! We're back after an extended break and let me tell you, it's good to be here. We hope everyone had an awesome time over the holidays and you're all as recharged as we are! Not let's get down to some business. Roxanne is standing by in the newsroom and she's starting us off in China, where a government decision is being hailed as a major win for animal rights activists.!

I'm Kat Curtis and you've reached the program with nothing to hide! We're starting things off today with our Naked Sports report. The NFL regular season has flown by, and it's time for some playoff action! Natasha Olenski's here to bring us the latest.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm MB. Before we get things started, let's head outside the Naked News studio for a look ahead to the weekend forecast. That's where our lovely weather girl, Veronica is right now. What do you have for us?

Welcome everyone, I'm Kat Curtis, and beside me today is our gorgeous guest anchor Sadie. Hi everyone. You've been with us for a few weeks now Sadie, what's the most interesting thing about being a Naked News anchor for you so far? Okay, first up today, Hollywood XPosed and the gorgeous Kate Beckinsale. Here's Addilyn to tell you more. Thanks you two, now with the help of our friends at Mr. Skin, let's see some naked celebrities! In theaters now, Kate Beckinsale returns as the vampire Selene in Underworld: Blood Wars, but we're more interested in the Under CLOTHES World she revealed in 1994's Uncovered! Kate stars as Julia, a woman restoring an old painting, but there's nothing SKETCHY about being most DRAWN to her! After all, in our favorite scene, she's the one who's uncovered, showing why we'll always be at Beckinsale's beck and call! Also in theaters, Taraji P. Henson stars as a NASA mathematician in Hidden Figures, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know she

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Sadie. And I'm Katherine. We've got a great show for you today including Carli's sit down with comedian K. Trevor Wilson in the Schmooze.

Welcome to a brand new week of Naked News! I'm your host Natasha Olenski. We're beginning with a new matchup for you in our Naked Sports report! For the first time EVER, we're going to double-team you with some of the biggest stories from the weekend! Madison and Veronica have their game faces on and are ready to, TAKE THE FIELD!

I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to the program with nothing to hide! We've got lots going on today including shining a spotlight on Hollywood! For that let's say hello to Addilyn, who's standing by with Entertainment!

Welcome everyone, I'm Roxanne O'Neill and you're watching Naked News. Donald Trump is known for grabbing many things, and one of them is online attention! So much so that even the responses to his tweets become news! Kat's got that story for us and a few others that are burning up the internet, in Trending Now. Roxanne, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I don't think flattery is what Mark Hamill had in mind with his reading of the Donald's New Year's Eve tweet! Comedy writer Matt Oswalt commented that the infamous tweet sounded like something the Joker would say, and Hamill, who's the long-time voice of the animated Joker, decided to prove him right!

I'm Katherine Curtis, welcoming YOU to the program with NOTHING to hide! Your Boob of the Week and weekend weather forecast are coming up, but to kick things off, we're turning it up with Veronica! Kat, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you wouldn't mind seeing Chris Brown take a punch or two. I would literally pay money to see it.

All right Jenn, we're starting out today by going Naked In The Streets to talk relationship milestones. What do you think are a few important ones? Well, Whitney wanted to survey the public on what THEY think are relationship milestones, here she is, Naked In The Streets.

Welcome to Naked News Magazine everyone, I'm Jenn! And I'm Madison, and we have tons of fun stuff coming your way today, including Kat, with an exclusive interview from Croatia, later in the Schmooze. Next up though Jenn, we're all about fitness and keeping in shape. How is it that you keep your body looking so good? Well Eila is our resident fitness guru and next in Flex Appeal, she's in Costa Rica, working on one of her favorite body parts.

Greetings, one and all, and welcome to Naked News! It's a very exciting day here, because we're FINALLY going to be opening up this box we found in storage and unveiling all the delicious Naked News relics hidden inside! Personally, I really hope my keys are in there, because I haven't been able to get into my house for years! But first up, let's head over to the Naked Newsroom, where Roxanne is standing by with a Naked News bulletin!

You're watching Naked News, I'm Carli Bei. Even at 58-years old, Madonna is still finding ways to make salacious headlines. Let's bring in Addilyn who's going to start us off today with some entertainment news. Carli it isn't easy to gross people out online, but Madonna has managed to do it again. I heard a little something about this. I'm guessing the folks at Nike aren't impressed? I'll just say that if Madonna's hoping for a new sponsorship deal, she's going about it all wrong! Here's the story! To show her support for the Women's March on Washington happening the day after Donald Trump's inauguration, Madonna put the internet in a tizzy by sharing THIS pic on Instagram! Yep, it's the Nike "swoosh", pubic hair edition! We're not even sure if the pubic mound in question belongs to Madge, but reaction online was pretty harsh.

Namaste, everyone, this is Naked News, and I'm Eila Adams! I have just returned from the trip of a lifetime to India, and just like with all the best trips, you kind of forget that life at home is going on without you! So here to help catch me up is Roxanne O'Neill, with a Naked News Bulletin! Thanks, Eila, and welcome home! The big story around these parts is still the impending inauguration of Donald Trump! Not just these parts! I may have left the continent, but to get away from that story, I'd have to leave the planet! What's the latest?

Welcoming you to another fun-filled and INFORMATIVE episode of Naked News! I'm Madison Banes and as always, there's a TON to get to, but I'm happy to start things off with the continued return of our conquering hero, Eila Adams. Is that jet lag from your India trip hitting you yet?

'm Marina Valmont! And I'm Eila Adams, WELCOME to Naked News! You have NO idea how amazing it is to have you back Marina! Aww, thank you, everyone's been so welcoming, it's been great! People have been asking where they can get in touch with you, you're on social media right? I am, I'm loving my Marina Valmont Instagram page. I think everyone should come and visit me there.

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Marina Valmont. And I'm Eila Adams. In just a few moments, we'll have a brand new Cooking in The Raw with Kat & Angie. They're making something that includes BBQ and BACON, can't go wrong with THAT combination! No you can't! Something ELSE you can't go wrong with is our newest guest anchor, Jenn. Have you met her yet? No, not yet but I've seen her on the show, she's super hot!

I'm Carli Bei, welcoming you to a brand new week of Naked News! Wheelz, Pillow Talk, some movie news - they're all on the way. But first Eila and Veronica have Naked Sports and news on who's going head to head for Super Bowl 51.

Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams. Welcome to another eye opening edition of Naked News. We've been following the tragic tale of Samsung's Galaxy Note 7 ever since the stories AND the phones started blowing up, and now Sadie's got the latest development to lead off today's news.

Greetings, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! That welcome isn't just for our viewers either, but also for our very special guest, Erika Jordan! Erika, it's so great to have you here! Erika flew in from Los Angeles on Tuesday and will be a guest all this week. We've got some amazing things planned for you! I see that you've comes prepared for the weather! Okay well, we'll be getting to know you better throughout the show, but for now, let's send everyone over to Addilyn! She's standing by with the best of the web in Trending Now, starting with a story that's practically a miracle!

Hello, everyone, I'm Katherine Curtis. Welcome once again to Naked News! With me on the couch today is Veronica, and before we get things going, I want to ask, are you a fan of Saturday Night Live? Well, one UNOFFICIAL cast member is returning to host the show for a record SEVENTEEN times. Eila's got the story for us right now, Inside the Box!

Welcome everyone to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and sharing the hosting duties with me today all the way from Los Angeles: Ms. Erika Jordan! Thanks for being here! You've been our special guest here at naked news all week, how is everything going so far? Okay question for you, have you ever played the game Would You Rather? First up today, we've got Madison Banes heading out to play Would You Rather "Naked In The Streets"!

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Eila Adams and joining me once again is the gorgeous Erika Jordan! Let's get right into it: Erika, are you excited for this year's Super Bowl? Well Carli and Madison are kicking things off with a delicious Super Bowl SNACK suggestion, in Cooking In The Raw!

I'm Marina Valmont and this is the one, the only, Naked News! We're back with another week of awesome infotainment, and it all starts with our Naked Sports report! All eyes are on Houston for the upcoming Super Bowl, but in the meantime sports fans got by thanks to a couple of all-star games and an EPIC tennis final. For more, let's send it over to a couple of Naked News all-stars: Eila and Carli!

Welcome to another wonderful edition of Naked News! I'm very excited to be joined today by our very special guest, Holly Hoxter! It's great to have you here. I understand you drove in from Pittsburgh, did you have any trouble at the border? Yeah, it's a pretty intense time to cross the border these days. Well, we're glad you made it. We'll be getting to know you a bit better throughout the show. Right now though, Sadie is ready to kick things off with a Brazilian businessman's fall from grace, in a Naked News Bulletin.

Hello, everyone. I'm Carli Bei, welcoming you to another action-packed episode of Naked News! We've got a lot going on, including this weeks very special guest, Holly Hoxter. Watch for her later in Pillow Talk as well as in the wrap up with Eila and I. Speaking of Eila, here she is now with the latest and greatest from the World Wide Web in Trending Now! What's hot on the internet right now Eila?

Welcome to Naked News everyone! I'm Eila Adams. And I'm Carli Bei. We've got the headlines for you right now but first Eila, are you much of a beer drinker? Well almost anyone who likes beer is going to love the first story Sadie has for us. One of the world's biggest brands is making a new home in the US of A! Here's Sadie with a Naked news Bulletin.

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Marina Valmont. Joining me on the program today is our VERY special guest this week, Holly Hoxter! Thanks for being here. So you've been with us for a few days now, how is it going? Well, you've been doing an amazing job, plus you're gorgeous! ALL RIGHT, on with the show. Question for you Holly, what's your horoscope sign? Well, first up on the program today, Eila is talking ASTROLOGY, Naked In The Streets!

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Marina Valmont and sharing the hosting duties with me once again is Pittsburgh's own, Holly Hoxter! You ready to bust a move? Now I SAY bust a move because I want to know how are you as a dancer? Do you have any signature moves? Well, we recently had on a super hot guest anchor from San Francisco named Reya Sunshine. She had this insanely sexy dance routine that she wanted to share with everyone. Here she is in Naked News Moves.

Hello everyone and WELCOME to Naked News! Joining me on the program today is Krysta. You'll recognize her from last weeks audition feature. Let me just say you knocked it out of the park. Well you did a great job and we're looking forward to getting to know you better this week. Okay so everyone is talking about the Super Bowl today. Did you watch it? Madison & Veronica have the Naked Sports report today, and they'll be here in a few minutes with all the details about the big game. Now something ELSE people are talking about today, is Saturday Night Live! Here's Kat Curtis with the story in a Naked News Bulletin!

I'm Eila Adams and you're watching Naked News! Sadie's standing by with your headlines, but first let's check in with our latest guest anchor Krysta! If you're wondering what you can do with your significant other on Valentine's Day, she's got some tips that'll be a big help! I don't want to give away too much just yet Eila. But trust me, it really couldn't be easier! There's not much to it right? Make a dinner reservation, and flowers never hurt.

I'm Marina Valmont and I'd like to welcome you onto the couch with me, for another edition of Naked News! Lots of people like to whine about unions, but I'm guessing none of those people work for General Motors! Roxanne O'Neill is in the Naked Newsroom with the story. Marina, thanks to a profit-sharing deal negotiated by the United Auto Workers, over 50 thousand GM hourly workers will be taking home a FAT bonus check. And by fat I mean, 12 THOUSAND dollars! The payouts are tied to the company's North American profits. For every billion, each employee gets 1 thousand dollars. And as you can tell by the math there, they made twelve billion in 2016!

I'm Kat Curtis, welcome to Naked News. We're crowning our Boob Of The Week a little later plus we've got some helpful tips for anyone out there fretting over what to do on Valentines Day. Watch for that coming up with Natasha in her Naked Weather report. Right now though, let's check in with Sadie, who's in the Naked Newsroom, with the headlines and a WILD one from the world of Sports.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams. And I'm Addilyn Bailey! Addilyn, out of the guests we've had on our show recently, who's been your favorite? That's a tough one but I'd have to say Erika Jordan. She was amazing on-camera and SUPER nice! I think a lot of people would agree with you. Well, as you know, every person who passes through these doors, guest anchor or not, has to do a screen test. It's a rite of passage, really. Here's Erika's.

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Addilyn Bailey! And I'm Eila Adams! We have a ton of great stuff on the way for you including Whitney St. John getting frisky at a Sex Show, and I'm on a boat with Carli in Jamaica. But first, our recent guest anchor Reya Sunshine, who flew all the way from sunny California to be on our show, sat down on that couch back there also with Carli! Leave it to Carli to get to know someone, intimately! Here they are right now in the Schmooze.

I'm Madison Banes and I'd like to welcome to you Naked News. Thanks for being with us. The weekend AFTER the Super Bowl is always a tough one for sports fans. But Veronica And Eila seem to be doing okay without football. Here they are now with the Naked Sports report. Thanks Madison, it's the first of MANY weekends without any football. But at least there were a few other things happening to keep us distracted, right?

Hello, everyone, and welcome to a LOVE-filled episode of Naked News! I'm Eila Adams. And I'm Carli Bei. It's Valentine's Day Eila, happy Valentine's day! Which means it's time for Valentine's Day Roulette! It's the game where you ask people if they have plans for Valentine's Day and watch them get either very happy or very sad! So, any plans for Valentine's Day? So that's what WE'RE doing for Valentine's Day. Here to tell us what literally everyone ELSE is doing, is Madison with a Naked News Bulletin.

Hello, everyone, I'm Carli Bei. Welcome to another exciting edition of Naked News! We've got a big show coming up for you, including Eila in Sports, and Madison going Naked In The Streets. But before we all that, Kat Curtis joins us with some NBA social media that's Trending Now on-line! What's this all about Kat? Carli, the NBA recently notified all of its teams that they shouldn't engage in, quote, “mocking and/or ridiculing” of their opponents online, saying some teams had crossed the line. Are you serious? But trash-talking's one of the best parts of the game!

Welcome everyone, I'm Kat Curtis. In the news today, apparently Donald Trump isn't the only one who wants to build a wall. France is now considering one TOO! Natasha Olenski is standing by in the Naked Newsroom with the details. That's right Kat and this one's just as controversial! Concerns over terrorism has the French government going all out to protect the country's biggest tourist attraction! Okay, so we can only be talking about either the Louvre or the Eiffel Tower.

Welcome to Naked News, the Program With Nothing to Hide! I'm Madison Banes... And I'm Carli Bei. The director of The Ring, Gore Verbinski, is back with his latest thriller, A Cure For Wellness. And if you've seen any of the previews, it looks creepily scary! But is it as spine-tingling as The Ring was? Natasha Olenski is going Naked At The Movies to give you the lowdown! A Cure for Wellness is the latest from director Gore Verbinski. He's best known for The Ring and several of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, though he's also trying to redeem himself after The Lone Ranger. This movie stars Dane DeHaan as a young executive sent to retrieve his CEO from a mysterious Swiss spa, where things are of course not what they appear!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes... And I'm Carli Bei. The hilarious comedian, Anthony Kapfer is coming up with me in the Schmooze. He even did a little stand up in the studio! But first, we're going to Costa Rica with Eila Adams. She's learning how to do something I believe YOU know how to do - surf. Let's see how Eila did right now in Naked News Travels. I'm Eila! And I'm Veronica, and it's time for the Naked News Video Blog!

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila Adams. We're actually off today but have prepared a one of a kind program, in place of our normal show. This is a BEST OF Angie Heyward. We parted ways with Angie a few months ago after 3 glorious years together. We first got to know Angie when she stopped by our studios to audition in March of 2014! Here it is.

I'm Eila Adams, and I'm happy to announce that guest anchor KRYSTA is back this week! She joins us now with Entertainment. Nice to see you back in the spotlight, Krysta! Thanks Eila, it's great to be in front of the camera again! Okay so I've got a Question for you: who would you say is the sexiest female celebrity in Hollywood right now? You're just gonna put me on the spot like that, huh? Tough one but I'd probably go with Scarlett Johansson.

Welcome one and all, to Naked News! Iggy Azalea is known for 2 things, her sexy raps and her even SEXIER ass! And the latter seems to be what's Trending Now on-line because of something she did. Let's say hello to guest anchor Krysta, who's here to fill us in.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Katherine Curtis! Before we get to the headlines, let's head outside the Naked News studios and check in with Madison Banes for an early look at her Naked Weather Forecast! It's looking a bit dreary out there, Maddy.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams and back with me today is the beautiful Krysta! Okay so Krysta, if I was to ask you what you think the Anatomy Awards are, what would you say? They're like the Oscars for nudity in film and TV and every year. Our friends at Mr Skin put their list together. Natasha has some of this year's winners for you RIGHT NOW in Hollywood Xposed!

Welcome everyone, I'm Eila And I'm Krysta, thanks for joining us here at Naked News. Okay, so Krysta, a little birdie told me that you're somewhat of a whiz in the kitchen, is this true? Well, Kat's signature dish is SASS, and she's serving some up to Angie with a side of grilled halloumi cheese salad in today's Cooking in the Raw! Welcome to the Naked News Video Blog!

In recognition of the FIFTIETH anniversary of Bonnie and Clyde, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway were given the honor of presenting the Best Picture award. While that movie is a true classic, to a younger generation, the two actors may be remembered as the 70-somethings responsible for history's biggest Oscars fail! So that was uncomfortable, but it looked like they stumbled through it. Until it was revealed that it wasn't just an old man confused, but something much worse! The accountants at Price Waterhouse Cooper have since issued an apology and taken all the blame, which confirms what I've always known: if you're paying attention to the Oscars accountants, someone's screwed up royally!

Hello, everyone, I'm Carli Bei, and this is Naked News! If life on this planet is getting you down, there are plenty of options, but Elon Musk has one that might be a little outside the box...or even outside of this WORLD! Addilyn's got the story for you right now in a Naked News Bulletin! Carli, Elon Musk's company "SpaceX" is prepared to boldly go where no one has gone before: space tourism! Two private citizens have requested a trip around the moon and have already made a significant deposit! The unidentified pair will begin training for space travel later this year, with their trip expected to take place in 2018! Which just goes to show: if you've got the Gees, you can get the Force!

Welcome to Naked News everyone. We all know the Oscars happened this past weekend, but just like with any big event, they're not really over until the internet's had their fun! Kat's here to tell us how the Oscars are STILL Trending Now, on-line. Anyone who spends anytime on the internet knows the turnaround time from news event to meme is now virtually non-existent! So when this happened at the Oscars, you knew it was going to become a meme in record time! While I'm sure we'll be seeing that picture with all kinds of stuff written on it over the coming weeks, the first and probably funniest reaction was people filling in the worst movies they could think of! Much as I appreciated the shout-outs to Batman v Superman and Space Jam, my personal favorite has to be “Britney Ever After”, with the comment “Omg. I hate the internet.”

I'm Kat Curtis, welcome everyone. So should Donald Trump run for re-election in 2020? He's already registered but there could be another major TV star standing in his way! Eila's joining us with the details! Donald Trump opened the door for TV celebs to win the White House, Kat, and now he might be getting some competition from the most powerful one of them all: Oprah Winfrey! If you wrote this in a Hollywood screenplay the script would NEVER get sold. It sounds so outrageous, and yet here we are.

I'm Kat Curtis, welcome everyone. We're starting things off today with 3 new films to show you, including one that is literally giving me a nerdgasm. Look it up, its a thing! The movie is Logan, and it stars my future husband, Hugh Jackman. Here's Madison, NAKED, at the Movies! The character Logan may be better known to most film-goers as Wolverine, which is why the TITLE “Logan” tells you so much about this latest addition to the X-Men canon. This is the character at his most human, with diminished powers, an ailing father figure in the form of Charles Xavier, and a situation where he's just struggling to get by. If, as expected, this is Hugh Jackman's last time playing Wolverine, Logan is a very fitting and highly entertaining exit. It's in theaters now.

This is Naked News magazine and I'm Kat Curtis, welcome everyone! We're starting things off by TURNING UP THE HEAT in Miami! Eila was at the annual Xbiz- CamCon trade show in South Beach and that's where she met a very sexy lady named Jackie. And as you're about to find out, Jackie has a pretty interesting job. Here they are in the Schmooze.

I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to the program with nothing to hide! As you all can see I'm joined here by Shannon. After your audition we really had no choice but to bring you back. The response from viewers was overwhelming! We'll give our fans a chance to get to know you a little better in the wrap up. Right now it's time to get things rolling! Carli and Natasha are ready to tackle the weekend action in sports, and it all starts right now!

I'm Carli Bei. Welcome everyone, we're starting things off today with some celebrity news, courtesy, of a celebrity in her own right, Natasha Olenski! What do you have for us today Nat? Carli, I've got Nicki Minaj looking sexier then ever at a Paris fashion show. WAIT until you see how she showed up! I love that woman! If she's not using her mouth to speak her mind, she's using her body!

Welcome to Naked News, everyone! Let's dive right into the show because there was a meme I absolutely loved this week, and Natasha's got it for us in Trending Now! Kat, I'm personally not a fan of the bickering between left and right that usually happens online. But I've got to admit, at its best, it can be really inspired! For sure. Sometimes, someone makes a really good point, and sometimes, it's just plain funny!

Welcome to Naked News everyone. I'm Katherine Curtis, and look who I found roaming around our studio today - Whitney St. John! It's been a while since we've seen you in the studio. Well it's nice to have you here. Anything exciting happen while I've been gone? Okay, let's get the show started. Addilyn's standing by, ready to salute Star Trek's latest captain, Inside the Box!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Madison, and beside me today is our sexy new guest anchor Shannon! Welcome back to the program. What do you think about this whole fake news phenomenon that's on everyone's minds lately? Well, we sent Marina ALL the way to the Big Apple, to get New Yorkers' take on it. Here she is, Naked In The Streets.

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Shannon! And I'm Madison. Coming up in a bit, Carli's heading back to Hedonism in Naked News Travels, but first, Shannon, how do you keep that great body of yours in shape? Well next in Flex Appeal, Eila challenges herself to an EXTREME obstacle course. Let's see how she does.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Kat Curtis, and with me today, fresh off her audition with us last week, is Alana!! Welcome back. Did you think you'd be back so soon? Well, we'll get to know you better throughout the day today. So question for you, are you much of a sports fan? Well, Carli and Madison are standing by, ready to double team everyone with the latest sports news, starting with the craziest tournament in ALL OF SPORTS, March Madness!

Thanks for joining us here at Naked News. Krysta is back and joining me to host today. Looks like you made it just before all the snow hit! Okay, well we're starting out with some entertainment news today, and apparently J-Lo is NOT dating Drake. Can you keep up with this woman's dating life? She's apparently hit it off with another big name celebrity - and he's NOT a rapper or an actor! Here's guest anchor Alana with all the juicy details!

This is Naked News, I'm Madison, and I'm here with Shannon, how are you today? Are you into pets at all, dogs, cats, snakes? Well, one things for sure, neither of us are TOAD people. Although one man from Alabama has given us, and everyone else online, cause to reconsider! That story is what's, Trending Now. There is in fact an entire backstory to Chris Newsome's decision to start making little hats for his pet toad. The subject of his Reddit post, “Toad on my porch needed a hat so I made it happen”, pretty much sums up WHY! He claims the longest he spent on any hat was around ten minutes, but I find that hard to believe. Especially with the toad pimp hat, including monocle! Though the cowboy look and the 'putting the 'Hip' and 'Hop' in 'Hip Hop'' look were great too! This is a project I completely support, warts and all, and given the over MILLION views on imgur, I'm not alone!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Carli, and I'm very happy to be joined today by Jenn! What do you think of Alec Baldwin? I personally think he's a great actor with a bit of a temper and pretty soon, we're going to find out if he can take it, as well as he can dish it out. Eila's going Inside The Box with the story. Carli, I totally agree that his Trump impression has been killing it on Saturday Night Live, but he'll be the one getting ridiculed when he's roasted for Spike TV's One Night Only! The show which has previously “honored” Eddie Murphy and Don Rickles is partly a career retrospective, but make no mistake, there will be zingers! Baldwin's episode will be taping at the famous Apollo Theater in New York on June 25th, and you'll get to see the carnage for yourself when it airs on July 9th!

This is Naked News, I'm Eila and joining me today is our latest super sexy guest Alana! Thanks for being here. How has your week been going so far? Well, you've been doing a great job and I'm super excited to host the show with you today. I'm going to start off with a question for you, what are your thoughts on first lady, Melania Trump? Well Marina Valmont is in New York City and went Naked In The Streets to ask people what their opinions are of her.

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Eila, and once again I'm joined by our amazing guest anchor, Alana! Okay, so Alana, are you much of a traveler? Well I was in Costa Rica recently and got to do so many amazing things including fire dancing. And lucky for everyone, I had a camera man with me. I'm pretty excited to see this. Cats are jerks, and Carli and Madison show some videos that prove it!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Kat Curtis. We're off today but have put together a special episode of Naked News just for you. We're looking back at some of our FAVORITE moments from our long and illustrious past. One that comes to mind is when we broadcast from the 2014 AVN Awards in Las Vegas. Eila and Whitney mixed it up on the red carpet with some of the adult industry's biggest stars!

Welcome everyone, we're starting off today with a little entertainment news, courtesy of the gorgeous ALANA! So who's making headlines in Hollywood this week, Alana? I don't even know where to start, Kat! We've got Emma Watson's unusual grooming routine... Katy Perry dropping a huge bombshell... and another sex tape scandal! This one involves a WWE Diva!

Hello, everyone, I'm Shannon, welcome to Naked News! We've all heard of Chicken Little. But you'll feel like YOUR sky is falling when you get a load of THIS chicken, that's trending Now online. Kat Curtis has the story. THAT is one BIG chicken and online chatter about it is divided between amazement and disbelief. SOME are even claiming it was a man in a chicken suit! Either way, people can't stop talking about it! That video has been shared TENS OF THOUSANDS of times on Twitter, and the YouTube video has around a QUARTER OF A MILLION views!

Welcome everyone, as always, we've got a jam packed lineup for you, and it all starts off, INSIDE THE BOX, with Eila Adams. And Eila, I hear Saturday Night Live is finally living up to its name! Kat, as you know, there's almost nothing that'll keep me from going out on a Saturday. But for anyone who needs to see SNL right as it happens, we've got good news! Ummm, I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure the show's already live.

Welcome everyone, I'm Eila And I'm Shannon, and you're watching Naked News! We've got a great program today and it begins with some relationship advise. What do you think are some ways to spice UP a stale relationship? Now we'll let an expert chime in, in a brand new Dating Uncovered. Here's Marina with sexpert Erika Jordan.

I'm Shannon. And I'm Eila and THIS is Naked News Magazine. So Shannon, when you're working out that hot body of yours, do you prefer to do it alone or in a group setting? I LOVE working out. Alone, in a group, OR with a partner! And as you're about to see in this week's Flex Appeal, I took Veronica along for the ride.

Hello and welcome to the one and ONLY program with nothing to hide! I'm your host Eila Adams. We've got your headlines and the latest in cars and movies coming your way. But we're starting things off in Sports! If you're like me, your March Madness bracket is a total mess! It was a WILD second weekend. Madison and Carli are here to recap all that and more in their Naked Sports report!

I'm Carli Bei, and we've got another great show for you today, starting with Eila Adams checking out some APPS for those of us who like to eat and drink. As in, all of us! But as I recall from your Cooking In The Raw in Miami, you're not much of a chef!

THIS is Naked News, welcome everyone. Up ahead Kat's got what's Trending Now, and Shannon's getting ready for some Pillow Talk! But first it's time for some Naked Sports and what's the one thing everyone is talking about today Carli?

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Katherine Curtis! First up today, we're revealing our Boob of the Week! And no one likes to do that more then Roxanne O'Neil. Who's in your cross hairs THIS week Roxanne?

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Carli Bei. And I'm Madison Banes, and we're going to start off the show today with some FAKE NEWS. Do you think you can tell the difference between a fake news story and a real one? Well, Marina is in New York City, and she went Naked In The Streets, to see if people could the difference. Let's see how they did.

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Carli Bei. And I'm Madison Banes! Let's start things off with a little gyrating. Carli, can you show me your best belly dancing move? Marina is actually our resident belly dancing expert, and she taught a couple of guest anchors a thing or two in Naked News Moves! Here they are!

THIS is Naked News, welcome everyone. Alana's starting us off today with some record-breaking performances, in Wheels! That's right Natasha! It all went down at the world famous Nurburgring race track in Germany! And believe it or not, I'm talking about an ELECTRIC car! It's actually not that surprising, these electric cars keep getting faster and faster.

I'm Eila Adams, you're watching the one and only, Naked News! Something we've got going on that's VERY exciting today, is the return of Marina Valmont! She's back from New York and looking better then ever apparently!

Welcome to Naked News. There's no better feeling in the world than going on vacation, and being NAKED all the time. But choosing a top notch clothing-optional vacation spot can be tricky. That's where we come in. Here's Madison Banes to explain in Naked News Travels.

Welcome, one and all to NAKED NEWS! Before we get to the headlines, let's check in with Madison Banes, who's outside enjoying a little sun and... wait, is that BEER? It sure is, Kat! Friday is National Beer Day, and I'm getting ready! And I'm going to help all of YOU get ready for a WORLD of awesome beer FESTIVALS in today's Naked Weather Forecast! Make sure to stay tuned for it a little later. Prosit!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila. And I'm Marina! Question for you Marina, have you ever had to perform a sobriety test? Well, I recently went Naked in the Streets and administered my OWN test on people. Here's how it went.

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Marina. And I'm Eila and we're starting out today with you in New York City with a gorgeous lady by the name of Sydni Deveraux. Set the stage for us. I'm Madison Banes and THIS is the Naked News Video Blog! Larry Enticer is a denim-clad Canadian daredevil whose snowmobile stunts have made him a living legend on YouTube! Sometimes he pulls off the jump. And sometimes, well, things like THIS happen.

Welcome to the start of another wonderful week here at Naked News! Mind you, with spring in the air, it's a wonderful week in lots of places, and Natasha's in the Naked Newsroom to tell us about one of them! Kat, the sun is definitely shining on Amazon today. And not just because they're stock price is nearing all time highs.

I'm Eila Adams, welcoming everyone. We've got a lot on our plate today including the ORIGINS of twerking here at Naked News. Don't judge - to some it's an important topic! Plus we'll be talking that United Airlines video that's got the whole world up in arms. That's all coming up but first, let's say hello to Shannon, who's here with the latest from the shiny world of Entertainment!

Greetings, everyone, and welcome to another astounding episode of Naked News. Before we dive right in, Carli, I know you travel a lot, so I've got to ask: What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you on a flight? One thing's for sure, nothing we say can compare to that guy being dragged off the United flight. Kat Curtis is next with the the social media reaction that fiasco.

I'm Kat Curtis, welcome to Naked News. While most people will be off on Good Friday, we'll be here presenting a brand new program. That means we're off TODAY, and have put together a VERY special encore presentation for you. This is a CLASSIC edition of Naked News from June of 2015. Enjoy it, and we'll see you back here tomorrow.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Shannon. And I'm Madison, and Shannon, we're going to start today off with a rather REVEALING question - what are some of the oddest sex positions you've done? Carli was at Hedonism with Young Swingers week recently, and she quizzed a bunch of them on sex positions. This is Naked In The Streets at Hedonism.

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Shannon... And I'm Madison, and let's get right into the action today. Shannon, what's the weirdest food you've ever tried? Japan seems to be one of the most adventurous nations out there when it comes to the culinary world, and some of our anchors popped their cherries recently with some strange Japanese foods. Here's how it all went down.

Hello, everyone, I'm Marina Valmont, welcome to Naked News! I hope your long weekend was great, and that you're as relaxed and raring to go as we are! Of course, I know one former drug kingpin who DIDN'T have such a great Easter. Natasha's here with the story!

Thanks for joining us today here at Naked News! We've got a great show for you starting with some revealing CELEBRITY news, involving 3 of the hottest women alive! FOUR, if you want to count Shannon, who's got all the sexy details for us right now in Entertainment. Thanks Carli but I'm not sure I can measure up against the likes of Emily Ratajkowski, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Adriana Lima!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! We are thrilled to be joined today by the lovely Jenn Benner. Welcome to Naked News! SO tell our audience where you're from! Now I know you do a lot of nude modeling but I bet you've never appeared naked on a NEWS show before. How did you prepare for us this week? Well, you're gorgeous and I know our audience is going to love you! We'll be getting to know Jenn better throughout the show. But some things just can't wait, especially when 'NOW' is right in the title. Without further ado, here's Kat and TRENDING Now!

Greetings and salutations, Naked Newsers! Today's must-see lineup is ready and raring to go, starting with Natasha, who's in the newsroom with a CIA and FBI manhunt to report on! I know it sounds like a plot from a movie, but it's ACTUALLY news Kat! The agencies are reportedly closing in on the insider who passed classified material to WikiLeaks!

Welcome to Naked News magazine! I'm Eila Adams, and joining me today is our guest anchor Jenn Benner! So Jenn, we've learned a lot about you this week, but there's one burning question I KNOW you haven't been asked yet- what are your thoughts on SWINGING? Would you go to a swingers' resort like Hedonism? Hedonism is a place we here at Naked News love very much, and Carli just got back from a trip there with our friends at Young Swingers' Week. And while she was THERE, she played a rather unique game! Here she is, Naked in the Streets.

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Eila Adams. And I'm Jenn Benner. Let's get right into the action! Jenn, I have a question for you and it may seem odd, but there's a point to it. Have you done any sort of sporting activities, naked? Well, I bet ONE thing you wouldn't have thought of is NAKED AX THROWING! That's what Roxanne and Madison did recently, in a BRAND NEW edition of Versus. Here it is.

I'm Natasha Olenski and this is the program with nothing to hide! It's a brand new week and we're starting it off in Naked Sports! Eila and Madison are here to bring us all the weekend action! Hi Natasha! I don't know about you two, but in my opinion, nothing's as intense as NHL playoff hockey!

I'm Marina Valmont, welcoming you to another edition of NAKED NEWS! Coming up we'll be getting under the covers with Shannon to talk women's porn-watching habits in Pillow Talk! Right now though it's time for some Entertainment gossip, starting with the World's Most Beautiful Woman! Carli Bei's here now with the scoop.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Hump Day here at Naked News! We've got a great one lined up for you, and we're starting things off with Kat Curtis and what's Trending Now! Carli, sometimes we have a hard time deciding on our lead story for Trending Now, but sometimes, the choice just makes itself! Let me guess: Squirrel on a piano?

Hello, one and all, and welcome to all the Thursday festivities here at Naked News! We've got a great show with our wonderful team of anchors, but one we JUST missed out on is making a comeback to TV, and Eila's got the details for us now, Inside the Box! Yes, Kat, much as we would have loved Megyn Kelly on our roster, she sadly opted for NBC. May have been the nudity, may have been the reported 18 MILLION a year!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Madison and this is Shannon, and today, we're here not just to deliver the news sexy, but also the sexy news! And we say that because our headlines have a sexual theme to them. So Madison, I'd like to know where to set the bar, how comfortable are you talking about sex? Speaking of 'comfort', a recent study revealed that a lot more people are having unprotected sex than you might think, and Alana's here with all the dirty details! Ladies, the Superdrug Online Doctor website recently did a survey about sexual health, and all you need to know about the results is they titled their report “Risky Romps”!

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Shannon And I'm Madison. Shannon, I have a question for you. Are you into bondage, like being tied up? There is a whole industry around the art of bondage, and Eila sat down with fetish queens Lady Shane and Yulia to talk all about the new book, How To Be Knotty- The Essential Guide To Modern Rope Bondage. Here they are!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I hope your weekends were great, because your week is certainly looking up with the return of our guest anchor Krysta! Welcome back sexy lady!!

Welcome to the program with nothing to hide! I'm Eila Adams and with me today is the gorgeous Krysta! It's nice to have you back with us. So we're starting things off in Entertainment today, and let me ask you Krysta: what are your thoughts on Kim Kardashian? Do you follow her on social media? If the past week is any indication, the internet's infatuation with Ms. K could be over! Shannon's got that story for us now in Entertainment.

Hello, one and all, and welcome to Naked News! Now we normally, we wouldn't be stopping the presses to tell you that Apple is a rich company. But they've just hit a STAGGERING new milestone and Roxanne's here to tell us all about it!

Greetings and salutations, my precious viewers, and welcome to another fine, fine episode of Naked News! We've got a lot to get to, but since you're probably starting to plan for the weekend, let's kick things off with Eila, who might have a suggestion for your Saturday night!

Hello, everyone, and welcome once again to Naked News! I'm Alana... And I'm Marina! Before we get into it Alana, I've got a question for you. What did you think of the original Guardians of the Galaxy movie? Well, someone I know who was a HUGE fan of the original was Kat Curtis. She's been waiting YEARS for the sequel, so let's not make her wait any longer. Here she is to give us a preview in Naked at the Movies!

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Alana! And I'm Marina, everyone knows, Carli Bei just got back from Hedonism with our friends at Young Swingers Week. That's right and we've been enjoying her Naked In The Streets from Hedonism, especially that sex position one.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the start of another glorious week here at Naked News! We've got a lot to get to, but what better way to start things off than with Kat Curtis. I hear Johnson and Johnson got kicked in the JOHNSON, by a Missouri jury! Did they ever Carli! The links between talcum powder and ovarian cancer are tenuous, but they were apparently real enough to earn one woman 110 MILLION dollars!

Hello, everyone, and a big warm welcome to Naked News. We've got a big show for you today, but it's always fun to start things off with a corporation caught stealing. Alana joins us now with a pretty epic price-fixing scandal! Eila, I don't know how much attention you pay to the price of tuna, but there was definitely something FISHY going on! You'd have a hard time getting even CANNED laughter with that joke!

I'm Marina Valmont, welcoming you to Naked News, the program with NOTHING to hide! We spent a lot of time Tuesday talking about all the craziness happening with airlines these days, and as Roxanne is about to tell us, it doesn't look like it's going away any time soon! Marina, it's hard to know if airlines have gotten worse or if people just have shorter fuses, but it all added up to a near RIOT in a Florida airport! I think it's a combination of both but its one thing after the other these days. It's crazy!

I'm Kat Curtis, WELCOME, to Naked News. We're starting things off in the newsroom and if you've ever dreamed of living in the Italian countryside, Eila's here with details on how you can make that fantasy a reality! It's a gorgeous little town, Kat, and they'll actually pay YOU to live there! But first I want to talk about some groundbreaking marijuana news out of Vermont! I hear the Green Mountain State is about to get a whole lot greener!

Welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams... And I'm Carli Bei, let's jump right into it EIla. We've been featuring BDSM on our show a lot lately, and we've got MORE about it coming up. First i wanted to know if there are any aspects of BDSM that intrigue you? Bondage? Discipline? Spanking? Well, like I said, we have even MORE BDSM for you right now, courtesy of Whitney St. John. She's going Naked In The Streets to see just how kinky people REALLY are. Let's find out!

Welcome to Naked news Magazine, I'm Eila Adams... And I'm Carli Bei. We have lots of great stuff coming your way, including a BRAND new segment called the Naked Yogi. I wonder what that's about! But first up, I'm in Denver, Colorado at the HUGE, Exxxotica trade show. It's one of the biggest shows of its kind in North America.

Greetings, one and all, I'm Katherine Curtis, and welcome to the start of another wonderful week at Naked News! With all the craziness that's been happening in the US, it's sometimes hard to remember there's a whole big world out there! Luckily, we've got Krysta to remind us, as we kick things off with news from China! China held its first ever Belt and Road summit over the weekend, as it tries to assert its global leadership and promote an open world economy. To that end, Chinese President Xi Jinping pledged 124 BILLION dollars to the project! The money will go to building up trade links, with the development of ports, rail networks, and roads, as well as some aid to developing countries!

Hello, everyone, I'm Madison Banes, and with me today is our beautiful guest anchor, Krysta. Welcome back to the program. So you flew in yesterday morning, shot Monday's news, you're hosting with me now and they you fly out later on today. It's quite the schedule you have. Well it's always nice to have you on the show. Okay, let's get things going. We've got Kat Curtis standing by in the Naked Newsroom with more details about that nasty computer virus that's spread worldwide.

Hello, everyone, I'm Carli Bei. Predicting the future is always a tricky proposition, but one Stanford economist has a bold vision for where the transportation industry is going. Kat joins us now tell us about what could be thrilling for some, and terrifying for others! Carli, the title of this much talked about report is pretty straightforward: “Rethinking Transportation 2020-2030.” But you might want to sit down for the subtitle! I think I'll be all right, Kat. Sock it to me!

Thanks for joining us, I'm Kat Curtis. Let's start things off with some headlines, shall we? Even by President Donald Trump's standards, the last few weeks have been EXTRA tumultuous. Addilyn joins us now to tell us that people are betting AGAINST him making it through his first term! That's right Kat and they're betting against him LITERALLY!! British bookies say they've seen a big SURGE of bets against Trump recently!

Welcome to Naked News! I'm Alana... And I'm Marina, the weather is warmer so you get to see us hosting al fresco! Have we ever caused any traffic accidents out here? None we can DIRECTLY be blamed for. Okay, question for you Alana, what is your favorite horror movie? Well, one of the most popular horror franchises is Alien, and Krysta is kicking off the show in Naked At The Movies, with some thoughts on the latest in the franchise, Alien: Covenant. Here she is!

Welcome to Naked News magazine! I'm Alana.. And I'm Marina, and as hot as it here outside right now, it's NOTHING compared to what we've got planned for you today. Question for you Alana, what's your drink of choice when you're on vacation? Well as everyone knows, Carli was at Hedonism in Jamaica recently, and she met up with one of their bartenders. And thus, a Drinking In The Raw was created.

We're on holiday today, but we've gone back into the vault to bring you a classic edition of Naked News, from 2011. Welcome everyone, I'm Peyton Priestly - And I'm Rachel Simmons - And you're watching Naked News!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! We're coming off a glorious long weekend, don't be jealous, so we're in full on PREP mode and raring to go. And what better way to get things started than in the Naked Newsroom, with the beautiful Marina Valmont... Hi and thanks Eila! Okay, so to ease us back into the work week, we're starting with some stories about people getting their just desserts!

Greetings, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! If you were getting tired of Volkswagen's emissions scandal, GOOD NEWS, there's a whole NEW automaker in the hot seat! Eila's in the newsroom to tell us more. Carli, the numbers are much smaller and the details are just trickling in, but it's looking like Fiat Chrysler pulled the SAME scam as Volkswagen!

A BIG hello and welcome to the program with nothing to hide! In the news today, with marijuana legalization happening all over the US it's no surprise consumption is WAY up. But I doubt anyone thought it would reach THESE types of levels! Alana's here to explain. Kat you know when people are spending more money on WEED, then they are on ice cream, something BIG is going on.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, this is Madison Banes, and we're not going to beat around the bush! It's time to preview the movie we've all been waiting nearly TWO DECADES for and that's FINALLY here! In charades, it's known as... That's right, it's Baywatch time, and Alana's got it right now in Naked at the Movies!

Welcome to Naked News magazine! I'm Eila Adams, And I'm Madison Banes, we're kicking things off in the great city of DENVER, Colorado today. That's where Carli is at the huge Exxxotica trade show. This time out she's introducing us to some of the SEXIEST ladies at the convention! I'm Marina Valmont, WELCOME to the Naked News Video Blog! BASE jumpers get twice the thrills. Not only do you get to free fall and hope your parachute opens, but you also have to sneak into places to jump and avoid the cops! These guys managed to do just that at NRG Stadium in Texas!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide. It's Memorial Day, so it's appropriate that we're looking at the American President's trip to Europe, but as Kat is here to tell us, most of the headlines have been about his hands! His handSHAKE to be exact, Madison! Particularly the one with the French President! Those staged handshakes are SO awkward! You'd think in the age of video, we'd be past that already!

Welcome to the program with nothing to hide, I'm Eila Adams and with me today is the guest anchor EVERYONE wanted back: Tia! We're going to spend a few minutes getting to know you better in the wrap up, but here's a quick question for you. What do you think of Nicki Minaj? Well, Shannon's next with Entertainment and she's got Nicki's latest headline-grabbing stunts for us!

I'm Carli Bei, welcome to Hump Day here at Naked News! These days, the Amazon people are most interested in, is Wonder Woman. But the COMPANY, is making all kinds of news of its own. Roxanne joins us now to tell us all about it. Carli, I hope you're already an investor, because Amazon stock is THROUGH THE ROOF! Sadly, I'm not. You may be too young to remember this, but Amazon used to just sell books!

Welcome everyone, I'm Katherine Curtis And I'm Eila Adams! We've got lots of great stuff for you coming up including, But before any of that we've got some headlines to deliver! Addilyn's in the newsroom with details on a big bust in the Big Apple!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Marina, and standing next to me is the beautiful Tia! Welcome back to the program, how has your week been going so far? Well i know for a FACT that our audience has really been enjoying you. Okay, let's get right into the action Tia! How do you feel about dating? Do you find it tough to meet the right kind of people? Well, no matter how you slice it, dating can be TOUGH and nowhere is that more evident then in New York City. So we sent Eila Adams, naked in the streets of Central Park, to talk to New Yorkers ABOUT dating.

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Marina and this gorgeous creature beside me is the beautiful Tia! Glad to have you with me today. Okay Tia, in your audition you told everyone that you've been to a sex club. How was it btw? The question I have for you is, have you ever been to a swingers resort? Well the one person on our staff that LOVES swingers' resorts is Carli. She's up next in Naked News Travels with more from her recent adventure to Hedonism, with our friends at Young Swingers Week.

Hello, everyone, I'm Alana Blaire, and welcome to Naked News! Just a few short weeks ago, Manchester and Ariana Grande were in the news for all the wrong reasons. But thanks to their strength, the city and the singer are back in the news for all the RIGHT reasons! Here's Roxanne with a Naked News Bulletins.

Hello, one and all. I'm Eila Adams, welcoming you to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide. And it's a good thing we've got nothing to hide, because we're living in an age of data leaks. But as Alana is about to tell us, ONE leaker just got caught! That's right Eila, it always seems like eventually we end up grateful to whistleblowers, but it could be rocky times ahead for government contractor Reality Winner! Wait a sec, is that REALLY her name? Reality Winner?

Greetings, my lovelies, and welcome once again to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes. I've been instructed by Kat Curtis not to keep her waiting, because our first story has Marvel content, and as you can see, she's bursting to share it! I just don't want to anger my god Madison... by which I mean Thor! I know it's always been a THOR subject for you, but I wish you'd call him Chris Hemsworth!

Welcome to Naked News everyone! Lots going on today but before we get started, let's head outside the Naked News studios for a quick peek at this week's Naked Weather forecast! It looks gorgeous out there Madison! I know right, and HOT too which is a bonus! So Kat, did you meow that June is Adopt A Cat Month? If you didn't before, meow you do! I'll be marking this meowspicious month by taking a look at some of my very favorite cats videos. Watch for that coming up in my Naked Weather Forecast!

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Shannon... And I'm Madison, and today we're starting things off with what WE think is an exceptional audition. Question for you Shannon. What do you think are the qualities in a prospective anchor, that make you say, “This woman is Naked News material”. Well, I think the next lady might have that “it” quality, but ultimately it's up to our viewers. Her name is Laura, and she's a 6 foot tall Amazon with a VERY striking look. Here she is!

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Shannon... And I'm Madison, and we're starting things off today with one of CHEESIEST productions you'll ever see. It's called Bikini Shark Versus Zombie Girls. And the person behind it is none other than our sexpert, and past guest anchor from Los Angeles, Erika Jordan. Here she is with a little behind the scenes preview. I'm Marina Valmont. And I'm Katherine Curtis. And this is the Naked News Video Blog!

Hello, everyone, this is Naked News, and I'm Alana Blaire. I've got to say, working here often feels like winning the lottery... but what would feel even more like winning the lottery is ACTUALLY winning the lottery! Here to tell us about some lucky stiff is Shannon Blake with a Naked News Bulletin! If you're feeling a tingling sensation in your PowerBalls, that's 'cause someone just won nearly 450 MILLION dollars! The winning ticket was sold at Marietta Liquor and Deli in Menifee, California, and they're picking up a cool million for their troubles! This is the tenth largest lottery prize in American history, and if it seems the jackpots keep rising, you're not wrong. Powerball has increased the numbers you pick from, so your odds are longer, but the rewards are bigger!

Welcome to Naked News. I'm Katherine Curtis and joining me today, is our latest guest anchor, Laura! Welcome to the program. I have to say, you absolutely crushed it your audition! We'll be getting to know you a bit better throughout the show, but for now...are you a big basketball fan? It's only appropriate that Naked News' tallest combined anchors should be the ones throwing to a story about the NBA Finals. Here's Eila with the story.

Happy Hump Day, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Madison Banes, and I'd love to spend more time with just you, but Kat Curtis has a gleeful look on her face which tells me she's got some kind of nerd news she's just dying to share! Yes, I've got news, but Black Panther isn't nerdy! He's friggin' Black Panther! Well, I hate to disappoint you, but last I checked, that movie's not coming out until February.

I'm Katherine Curtis. Welcome to Naked News! SO much to cover today. We've got your Boob of the Week, weekend weather report, and the latest in TV and music in Inside the Box and Turn It Up! All that PLUS your headlines of course. Let's get to them now. Addilyn Bailey's standing by in the Naked Newsroom with details on yet ANOTHER troubling development for US President Donald Trump!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila and joining me once again is our gorgeous gust anchor Tia! Let's begin with a question about online dating. First, have you ever met someone on-line? Well to get even MORE details on the ins and outs of on-line dating, here's Marina with sexpert and all around hottie, Erika Jordan. One of the best reasons to learn martial arts is to defend yourself against dicks. But if your martial art INVOLVES your dick... I have no idea what the reason might be! But don't tell that to China's “Iron Crotch Kung Fu Master” who recently pulled a bus down a city street using his Johnson! I guess that answers the question “What's an 'iron crotch' good for?” It's good TOW TRUCKING!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila. And I'm Tia! We've got a great show lined up for you, coming up shortly, Carli is in Denver, Colorado visiting one of that city's most popular gentlemen's clubs, Platinum 84. Watch for that in Naked Goes Pop! But first, Tia, have you ever had a nerf gun battle? Jenn, Addilyn and I went head to head with Kat, Madison, and Marina in one of the most EPIC - and NAKED - Nerf gun battles you'll ever see. And when you're naked, those darts hurt a little in the sensitive areas! Here we are, in Versus!

Hello and welcome everyone, I'm Shannon Blake. We've got a lot of show to get to, but first up, back by VERY popular demand is our guest anchor Laura! She's here to deliver the news, including the story about a legendary comedian who may NOT be getting the last laugh!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm your host, Eila Adams, and joining me now, because we literally can't get enough of her, is our wonderful guest anchor Laura! What've you got for us, girl? Before I get to the headlines, let me ask you something, Eila: what are your opinions on gun control and stem cell research? Well, those are opinions I tend not to share with the general public...

Welcome to Naked News, everyone. I'm your host, Alana Blaire, and as my first hosting duty, I'm happy to send you over to our glamorous guest anchor, Laura! She's standing by in the newsroom with some UBER-important news! Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has had his ride cancelled after major investors gave him a zero-star rating! In case you don't speak Uber, that means he was forced to resign! According to the New York Times, five major investors in Uber wrote him a letter titled “Moving Uber Forward” that demanded he step down! Kalanick was already on a leave of absence in the wake of a company-wide review relating to sexual harassment accusations! Small silver lining: I guess he didn't have to worry about getting a ride home!

I'm Kat Curtis, welcoming you to the program with NOTHING to hide! Your Boob of the Week and weekend weather forecasts are up ahead, but let's start by doing what we do best: the headlines! Guest anchor Laura has them again for us, starting with some severe weather down south! Kat, coastal areas in Texas and Louisiana are bracing for Tropical Storm Cindy! The storm made landfall early Thursday morning and has already caused severe flooding along parts of the Gulf Coast. Some areas are expected to get up to 12 inches of rain! The precipitation should subside by Friday morning, as Cindy makes her way north towards Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, and Kentucky. Stay safe out there!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Shannon Blake... And I'm Eila Adams. Shannon, we have a few Transformers themed segments on the way today, what do you think of the franchise? One thing we can definitely agree on is that the star of the newest in the series, Laura Knight, is a total babe, and Addilyn is about to show you she's MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, in Hollywood Xposed! Later in the program, Kat's previewing Transformers: The Last Knight, but the real LAP Transformer in the movie is Laura Haddock! In the TV series Da Vinci's DEMONS, Laura gave us our EXORCISE with a painted topless scene that was truly a masterpiece! There's certainly nothing FISHY about Haddock's FILETS, and though I would've PIKED for her to show us her BASS, I'll always love the way we FLOUNDER!

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Shannon Blake. And I'm Eila Adams, and we have lots of great entertainment coming your way, including a new Behind the Lens with Bruce Colero featuring the gorgeous Chloe, but first, Shannon, what do you think of Laura? We first met Laura in a Naked News moves and we thought Laura was a very interesting character, so we brought her in for a Schmooze and the rest is history! Here's the interview that made us fall in love with Laura.

Hello, everyone, I'm Alana Blaire, here to welcome you to the start of another wonderful week at Naked News! And what better way to start things off than with Laura in the naked newsroom, tell us about the most hated man in America heading to trial! I've got to say, Alana, 'Most hated' is a hotly contested title, but tell me your skin doesn't crawl when you hear the words “Pharma Bro”! Oh, that guy's the worst! I just want to punch his face!

Hello, one and all, and welcome to Naked News! I'm your hostess with the mostest, Eila Adams, and I'm tickled pink to be starting the show with the wonderful Laura, in our Naked Newsroom. What've you got for us, lady? Eila, Time Magazine has released their list of the 25 most influential people on the internet, and I am shocked to report that neither of us are on it! Well, those things are always so political...

Hello, all you fine folks, and welcome to Naked News. Carli's Naked In The Streets for you today, Kat's exploring what's Trending on-line and Eila's got your midweek look at sports! Right now though, let's get to the headlines. Laura's ready and waiting in the naked newsroom with a cyber-attack that's sweeping across Europe! 'Ransomware' is becoming one of the scariest words on the planet Madison. Europe has just been hit AGAIN, by a major computer virus! Ukraine was hit the hardest, with Italy, Spain, and the UK also severely affected. According to experts, this virus works by encrypting hard drives, overwriting files, then demanding a ransom to get them back! The world definitely needs a way to get at these hackers, besides exposing them to their natural enemy, Sunlight!

Kat Curtis here, welcoming you to Naked News! We've got the headlines for you with Laura right now and she's got the story ABOUT the story that had people asking, "where's the beef"? Kat, when ABC News first ran their expose on "pink slime" in 2012, America was outraged. And who could blame them? But it turns out the meat producer had a legitimate BEEF with ABC!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Kat Curtis... And I'm Alana Blair. Lots coming your way including Eila in New York City! Have you ever been to New York? Well Eila was in Central Park recently, asking people about some of the most ESSENTIAL places to go in NYC. Let's see what they have to say.

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Alana Blaire! And I'm Kat Curtis, lots of great features coming up everyone including a Schmooze with our gorgeous former guest anchor and nude model Jenn Benner. But first, Alana, I have a question for you. Are you a fan of sex toys? Well the reason I asked is because Carli was at the Exxxotica sex expo in Denver Colorado recently, and she brought a grab bag of pretty wacky sex toys, and had people try to guess what they were! Let's see how it all went down. I'm Madison Banes

I'm Katherine Curtis, welcoming you to a special edition of Naked News! It's "special" because like you we're off enjoying the long weekend, but we've picked out a classic episode we know you're going to love! It's from way back in August 2011 and features some of our most popular past anchors: Ariella Banks, Peyton Priestly, and Rachel Simmons. Plus it's hosted by Rachelle Wilde, coming to you poolside from the infamous Oasis AquaLounge! Enjoy this little blast from the past, and we'll see you back here on Tuesday with more Naked News!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another action-packed week here at Naked News! It's the 4th of July, and what better way to celebrate than with Ariana Marie, our fabulous guest from the most American of all cities, Las Vegas! Welcome to Naked News. Now we appreciate you spending July 4th with us, if you weren't here, how would you be celebrating? I understand this is your first time in Canada? How has your trip been so far? Well, we'll be getting to know you more throughout the show AND the week, but for now, let's check in with Kat Curtis for a Naked News Bulletins!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes. I hope it's sunny where you are, 'cause it's sunny here! Of course, with climate change surging ahead, sunny days can now be a little nerve-wracking, but Laura's here to tell us about a possible unlikely savior! Madison, we're not out of the woods yet, but we can breathe just a little easier for a bit thanks to a federal appeals court! Makes sense. If there's one thing judges know about, it's hot air!

A big hello to our viewers from around the world, I'm Katherine Curtis and THIS, is Naked News! We're leading off with President Donald Trump's feud with CNN. It's really ramped up in the last week or so. Laura's in the newsroom with the results of a new poll that shows us exactly whose side Americans are on. It's kinda like everything else these days Kat: people are totally split along party lines. It's unfortunate because not much is getting done except mudslinging from one side to the other.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes and joining me on the hosting duties today all the way from Las Vegas, is our gorgeous guest anchor Ariana Marie. Welcome, Ariana. Ariana, as someone who works in the adult industry, Have you ever been to the Exxxotica trade show? Well, our very own Carli Bei was at Exxxotica Denver, Colorado, and met a bevy of beautiful babes and she's going to introduce them to you right now! Here she is!

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Madison Banes and joining me today is our gorgeous guest anchor Ariana Marie. Thanks for joining me again today! We have lots to get to, starting with a little competition. Ariana, how big would you say your nipples are? How many CDs do you think you could stack on them? Well, we have two anchors on our staff, Eila and Marina, who have pretty impressive nipples- and they can do a pretty neat trick. They're about to go nip to nip in a friendly competition in Viewers' Mail. Check it out.

I'm Katherine Curtis, welcoming you once again to Naked News! Russia's alleged election interference is the news story that keeps on giving, and this weekend was no exception! Eila Adams is ready to bring us the story from the Naked Newsroom! Kat, let this be a warning to parents everywhere: if you make one of your kids a “Junior”, when they make headlines, it's going to be your name up there too! Good point. And it looks like Donald Trump Jr. may have really stepped in it this time!

Hello, all you fine folks, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and I'm positively itching to get to Laura, who's got the latest on the Donald Trump Jr. story everyone's talking about! I don't blame you, Eila! This is all playing out like a thriller, albeit one with a pretty dull villain! Yeah, you don't see too many movie masterminds changing their stories that quickly... or sounding that guilty in all of them!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Hump Day here at Naked News! We're all raring to go, so let's start things off with a nice story. Sorry, that should've read “an ICE story!” Here's Laura to explain! Hopefully, it won't lead to a disaster of TITANIC proportions, but the Larsen C Ice Shelf in Antarctica has just given birth to a GIANT iceberg! We're talking around TWENTY-TWO HUNDRED SQUARE MILES big! It weighs 1 TRILLION tons and is around the size of TWO Rhode Islands! Scientists are a little divided about what this means long-term, but either way, to paraphrase Jaws, we're going to need a bigger tumbler! And a whole lot of scotch!

Welcome to the one and only Naked News! Before we get TO the news, let's check in with Madison Banes, who's getting ready to bring us the Naked Weather Forecast. What do you have ahead for us, Maddy? I’ll have some nudity for you, Kat, and I’m not just talking about myself! After all, Friday is National NUDE Day! And as you can imagine, it's one of OUR favorite days of the year! But it's not the ONLY great nude event on this great planet of ours, and I'm going to be taking a look at a few of them. Along with the weekend weather! That's coming up! Now back to you, Kat.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana... And I'm Tia! We have a great show for you starting with a BRAND NEW Dating Uncovered. Tia, have you ever been a wingwoman? What kind of role do you think a wingman or wingwoman should take? Well, Marina Valmont sat down with guest anchor and sexpert Erika Jordan to discuss how to be a successful wingman! Here they are!

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Tia! And I'm Alana. Lots to get to on today's program, so let's get this show on the road! Tia, what do you think of burlesque? Would you ever try it? We recently did a Naked News moves on the sexy art of burlesque, and as an ADDED bonus, this was how we met our guest anchor Laura. Here she is with Carli Bei and Marina Valmont. I'm Madison Banes... I'm Eila Adams... And this is the Naked News Video Blog!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News. It wouldn't be a Monday without a Trump update! But the one we've got for you today, is more of an update, about a FUTURE update. Don't worry, Laura's in the naked newsroom to explain. Alana, as we all know, the scandals are moving so fast and furious, and it's hard to imagine a book could have much of an impact... unless it's a book written by former FBI director James Comey! Oooh! I'll bet HE's got a story to tell!

Greetings, everyone, I'm Madison Banes, and welcome to Naked News! If you live in Britain, some BIG changes are coming your way! Laura's got the story right now in the Naked News Bulletins! Madison, details on the HOW are still fuzzy, but thanks to new legislation, UK porn sites have until April of 2018 to introduce compulsory age checks! It's been suggested this could be done by having users provide credit card information, since credit cards can only be legally obtained by those 18 or older! But however it's implemented, sites not complying face being blocked by a government regulator! I just hope the new rules aren't too onerous, because an internet without porn is like, well, an internet without porn!

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Katherine Curtis. Let's start things off with my favorite sister in height, the always wonderful and vivacious Laura! Oh, Kat, you're sweet! Unfortunately, this is a bad day to be sweet! What a salty thing to say! Why's that exactly? Because sadly, diabetes is running rampant in America! Here's the story. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says that over 30 million Americans have diabetes, and nearly a quarter of them are undiagnosed! On top of that, around 84 million have PRE-diabetes, which if untreated often becomes full blown. This means that diabetes, the seventh leading cause of death in the U.S. for 2015, is a concern for over 100 MILLION Americans! I'd also point out that treating it's no joke, but I don't want to add insulin to injury!

Welcome one and all, to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. Before we get to the headlines, let's head outside for a quick look ahead to the weekend weather forecast with Madison Banes! Whatcha got for us, Maddy? I'm ALL about junk food today Alana. July 21 is National Junk Food Day, and I'll be taking a look at some of the most delicious junk food FESTIVALS the world has to offer. Get ready to loosen those belts because my Naked Weather Forecast is right around the corner. Back to you, Alana!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams... And I'm Whitney St. John. We have lots going on today, and it all starts with a question Eila, do you have any addictions? Well, this is a topic Alana wanted to explore, so she went Naked In The Streets to talk to people about THEIR addictions. Here she is! Evel Knievel's stunts may have been impressive, but they were rarely practical, which is why I'm extra-impressed with North Carolina's Whitney Biggerstaff! He recently became a Facebook sensation thanks to a pic showing him moving a couch he found on the street with his scooter! Normally, I don't think I'd go for a guy who furnishes his apartment with other people's garbage. But I'm pretty impressed by his ingenuity, his balance... and the last name “Biggerstaff!”

Welcome to Naked News magazine, I'm Whitney St. John! And I'm Eila Adams, on the way, we've got a fierce pilates workout with yours truly here, at Hedonism, but first, Whitney, you and I both checked out Cam-Con in Miami last year. What are some of your memorable moments from the trip? Well this year, we sent Madison Banes to South Beach to cover the event, and from the looks of things, it was even better then last year! Here she is with all the action, in Naked Goes Pop!

I'm Eila Adams. Welcome to Naked News! This is Kat Curtis' last week on the program, so we'll be paying tribute to her every day with a look back at some of her classic moments. Today, we're featuring one of her most iconic interviews. First up though, Alana's in the Naked Newsroom, with a BIG announcement from Tesla and SpaceX CEO, Elon Musk.

Welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide! Kat only has a few days left on the program, so we're continuing our walk down Memory Lane with her today. Watch for an AVATAR inspired feature a little later. For now, let's jump right into the headlines with Laura and her word of the day is "conspiracy!" That's right Maddy. And to sexy it up even a further... GERMAN Conspiracy! Oooh. Like something out of a Bond film!

Welcome to Naked News everyone! We'll begin with a landmark report about the affects that playing in the NFL has on the brain. Laura's in the Naked Newsroom with the story. Alana, it's no surprise that repeated blows to the head aren't good for you, but this new study is making football look more dangerous than ever! I don't watch that often, but it's hard to believe anything could make football look MORE dangerous!

Welcome, one and all! Laura's waiting and ready in the newsroom but before we get to the headlines, let's head outside and check in with Madison Banes, with a look ahead to the weekend forecast! What do you have in store for us Maddy? Well, Kat, let's just say I feel the NEED... the NEED for SPEED! This weekend is Formula One's Hungarian Grand Prix. F1 calls itself the pinnacle of motor racing, and who are we to argue! I'll be driving us through some F1 facts and figures so hold on to your POLE... position! That's coming up Kat, so make sure to tune in.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Tia... And I'm Madison. Okay, we have lots to get to Tia and it all starts with Charlize Theron! What's your favorite Charlize Theron movie? Well, Charlize is starring in a hot new action flick called Atomic Blonde. Eila joins us now to tell us ALL about it, in Naked At The Movies! Atomic Blonde is a Cold War spy-action-thriller set in Berlin just as the wall's about to come down, all of which sounds awesome! But if there's one reason to watch this movie, it's Charlize Theron. Her action credentials have been on full display lately in Fast & Furious 8 and Mad Max: Fury Road. And let's not forget her Oscar! That combination of acting chops and karate chops makes her an action star you can't look away from!

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Madison. And I'm Tia. Lots on the way today, including one of Kat's last interviews. This one's with Lady Shayne, who's talking about a new segment she'll be creating on the program. But first, Tia, what do you think of the mermaid phenomenon that's been happening over the last few years? Well, Coney Island in New York has been into mermaids before they were cool! Marina Valmont checked out the 35th annual Mermaid Parade there recently, and let me tell you, she looked incredible.

Hello, everyone, I'm Shannon Blake. Welcome to Naked News! I hope you had a wonderful weekend, because we're ready to make this a wonderful week. And what better way to start things off than with Laura, standing by in the Naked Newsroom with some SMOKING hot news! Smoke 'em if you got 'em, Shannon 'cause they might be changing 'em! The US Food and Drug Administration is looking at lowering nicotine in traditional cigarettes to, quote, “non-ADDICTIVE levels.” The FDA seems to be backing potentially less harmful e-cigarettes, as they also extended the deadline for these “additional tobacco products” to be regulated. The announcement caused a major drop in the share price of tobacco companies, but considering tobacco use is the leading cause of preventable disease and death for Americans, we can literally live with that!

Welcome everyone, I'm Eila Adams and thanks for joining us on this absolutely gorgeous day! It seems like the Trump administration is just jumping from one crisis to another, but a new report is asking them to acknowledge one more! Laura's in the Naked Newsroom with the details. I guess the question is, can they HANDLE one more? You know what i say, THROW it on the pile and let the chips fall where they may! In all seriousness though Eila, some say the state of the nation depends on how Trump handles the current opioid crisis.

Greetings, everyone, and welcome to another stacked episode of Naked News! Let's dive right in with some bad news for the Trump administration. Laura joins us now with the details. Alana, Donald Trump ended a recent official communication, by which I mean a tweet, with the sentence “No WH chaos!” But it seems the people disagree! Given the now legendary hiring and firing of The Mooch, got to go with the people on that one!

Welcome my darlings to the program with NOTHING to hide! I'm Laura, and we've got an EXCELLENT broadcast in store for you today and it all starts with your headlines! New York officials are calling it one of the biggest drug busts in the city's history. Tia's standing by with the details in a Naked News Bulletin. Laura, the DEA has seized 40 pounds of the highly potent narcotic fentanyl! Agents found the drug in the Bronx hotel room of a Colorado man. 25-year old Carlos Ramirez was tracked by a surveillance team, who'd spotted him acting suspiciously in the street. When they raided his hotel room they found a duffel bag containing 17 packages of the powdery substance. Fentanyl is a synthetic opioid FIFTY TIMES stronger than heroin. Authorities say there was enough in the bag for 7 million doses!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blair... And I'm Madison Banes. We've got an action-packed day for you to enjoy, and why not kick things off with a question about a sexy summer activity, skinny-dipping! Ever done it Alana? Well, our experiences PALE in comparison to the story Laura is leading us off with. Here she is with a Naked News Bulletin.

You're watching Naked News Magazine, thanks for joining us. I'm Madison Banes. And I'm Alana Blaire! We're kicking the show off with something truly exciting. We're taking you behind the scenes to our latest Naked News photoshoot. What did you think of your pictures? Paul Buceta is a great photographer and we were lucky to have him. Kat's hosting this one so lets check it out now in Naked Goes Pop. Hey gang! I'm Whitney St. John. And I'm Laura, and THIS, is the NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG!

I'm Eila Adams, welcome to the program with nothing to hide! Summer is flying by and hopefully you're making the most of it. I know WE are! Today's a holiday, so while we're out enjoying some fun in the sun we've picked out a special program just for you! It features Isabella Rossini catching some rays at the nude beach, a sexy audition from Andrea, and yours truly going naked in the streets to do a pizza taste test! Enjoy this trip down memory lane and we'll see you on Tuesday with a brand new edition of Naked News!

Hello, everyone, and welcome BACK to Naked News! I'd like to introduce everyone to our special guest this week, the beautiful, Kylie Cupcake Morgan. Thanks for being here Kylie. Why don't you tell everyone where you're from and what you do. Well, we're going to get to know you a lot better throughout today's show as well as in the coming days. Right now though, let's head to Laura Desiree for a Naked News Bulletin!

Welcome everyone, I'm Eila Adams and beside me today, back from New York is the one and only Marina Valmont. You're finally home!! We'll have to catch up later. In the meantime we're putting our sexy guest anchor to work in the newsroom today. I met Kylie this morning, she's such a doll! She's up right now with a Naked News Bulletin.

Welcome everyone, I'm Eila Adams. In the news today, US authorities have been busy cracking down on crime, from cyber criminals to drug traffickers. Laura's in the Naked Newsroom with all the latest developments! Hi Eila! Chalk one up for the FBI, they've nabbed a cyber extortionist who's evaded authorities for years and is considered one of the biggest creeps on the internet. There are definitely no shortage of creeps online. So what makes this guy stand out?

Welcome to another thrilling day with the ladies of Naked News! Joining me on the open water is our sexy guest anchor, Kylie. I'm so excited to spend the day with you So tell me something Kylie, how much of a shopper are you? Well someone who's a self professed shopaholic is our very own Eila Adams. She went Naked in the Streets to find out what everyone ELSE'S shopping habits are.

I'm Whitney St. John and you're watching Naked News Magazine! This gorgeous woman beside me is Kylie Cupcake Morgan, our guest anchor this week. Thanks for joining me today. So how do you like this beautiful open air studio? Okay, so Kylie, a little birdie told me you MAY partake in a little pot-smoking from time to time? Well however you get the green, Denver is the place to puff! This week's Naked Goes Pop features Carli Bei at the Exxxotica Trade Show in Denver, talking marijuana.

Hello, everyone, I'm Alana Blaire, and welcome to the start of another wonderful week at Naked News! Later in the show, we'll be launching a HUGE contest, so be sure to stick around for that! But first off, let's go to Laura in the Naked Newsroom, who's standing by with a LITERAL spoiler alert! Another weekend, another great Game of Thrones episode, but it wasn't all fun and games over at HBO! The hackers who broke into the network's computers continued to leak unaired episodes of HBO shows... including several from the upcoming season of Curb Your Enthusiasm! The hackers are demanding millions in ransom, but in a statement, HBO says it's not in contact with them and that they're, quote, “not going to comment every time a new piece of information is released.” To which I would add, don't mess with a network with DRAGONS!

Hello, everyone. I'm Marina Valmont, and welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide. We've got a lot of fun stuff lined up for you today, including a much anticipated look back at Whitney St. John's Naked News audition! But first, we should probably check in with Laura and find out if we're going to nuclear war!

Hello, everyone, I'm Whitney St. John, and welcome to Naked News! I hope you enjoyed your day WITHOUT the threat of nuclear war, because as Laura's here to tell us, IT'S BACK! Yes, Whitney, things had just cooled down with North Korea, and now Iran is coming in hot! Really? I thought things had been settled with them!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams, and before we get to Laura and the headlines, let's check in with Madison Banes or our first peek at the weekend weather! How's it looking, Maddy? I'm forecasting a 90% chance of PARTY this weekend, Eila! Dorms across the country are getting decorated with bongs and Lamborghini posters as universities are about to begin their fall semesters! I'm sure MOST of you out there chose your schools based on strictly academic criteria. But where's the fun in that? I'm going to be taking a look at some of the world's top PARTY schools in the Naked Weather Forecast!

Welcome Naked Newsers! I'm Whitney St. John. And I'm Laura Desiree! We're getting things started with a story on my favorite classic publication, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition! Tell me Whit, are you a fan? For those of you looking to get more of the steamy swimsuit edition in your life... we've got some good news coming your way! Here's Madison with the story in the Naked Newsroom!

Welcome to another exciting edition of Naked News Magazine! I'm Whitney St. John and next to me is resident Amazon herself, Laura Desiree! Tell me Whit, Who's on first? Slow down! We're still doing the intro! I just want to see if you know Who's on First? Of course we know who's on first, we have a teleprompter, duh!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and with me today, back by popular demand, is the lovely Krysta! Welcome back. So tell us what you've been up to since we saw you last! We'll be catching up more with Krysta throughout the show AND the week. But now, assuming our viewers aren't all blind from staring at the sun, Laura's got the story on everyone's mind in our Naked News Bulletins!

Greetings, my pretties. I'm Whitney St. John, now that the sun and moon seem to have worked out their differences, it's time to return to matters more terrestrial. Laura's got some of those right now in a Naked News Bulletins! Hate crimes may be experiencing a resurgence In Real Life, but they could soon be losing their safe space online, in the UK at least. British authorities has issued a statement saying prosecutors going forward will be treating online hate crimes just as seriously as those committed face-to-face! With the growth of hate speech on social media and the potential for it to affect large numbers of people, it's refreshing to see a government taking it this seriously.

I'm Marina Valmont, welcome to Naked News! We've got a lot to get to, but I definitely want to start things off with Laura and my favorite kind of story: one about a man in uniform! Well, I hate to disappoint you, Marina, but this is more a story about a guy getting OUT of uniform! That's even better!

Welcome one and all to Naked News! We've got a great program for you today, and it all starts in the Naked Newsroom with Laura Desiree and 1 lucky winner in that massive Powerball jackpot. One lucky winner indeed Eila. At 758.7 million dollars, Wednesday night's Powerball draw was the second largest in North American history! And lottery officials have confirmed that a single winning ticket was sold at a Pride Gas Station & Store location in Chicopee, Massachusetts. The name of the winner - or winners - is still a mystery. But they'll have to choose between taking the full amount paid out over 29 years, or a lump sum up front of about 440 million. Now that's a problem I'd love to have!

Welcome to a brand new week here at Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. First up today, the headlines, and the unbelievable situation that is currently unfolding in Houston, Texas. Marina Valmont joins us now with the latest. The pictures I'm seeing of the flooding Marina are just insane! It's hard to believe this is happening in the US's 4th largest city. Officials are calling it an unprecedented disaster. And with more rain in the forecast it'll likely get worse before it starts getting any better.

I'm Eila Adams. Welcome to Naked News! Sometimes, a bad situation brings out the best in people, and natural disasters are no exception! Let's start things off today with Whitney St. John, who's got the story of a little celebrity helping out in a big way! Celebrities love a cause, and no cause is more pressing than Hurricane Harvey relief efforts! Many stars have tweeted their support, but funny man Kevin Hart took things one step further: he's trying to make donating a viral challenge! He goes on to call out a whack of celebrity friends, including Chris Rock, Beyonce, Jerry Seinfeld, Justin Timberlake, and The Rock! Beyond that, Hart's American Red Cross donation website reached the 200 thousand dollar mark in just 15 hours, with donations from over 16 hundred people! Proving it's always good to have Hart!

I'm Whitney St. John. We've got a lot to get to today, and the one that on everyone's radar right now is what's going on in Texas. So let's start things off with Alana Blaire, who's got the latest on Hurricane Harvey! Whitney, with natural disasters, it's often hard to know whether to focus on the awesome power of nature or the human impact, and of course, there's a lot of both! Especially knowing that people there will be dealing with the aftermath long after it's news!

Welcome to the one and ONLY, program with nothing to hide, I'm Laura Desiree and we're starting off in the newsroom with the latest from Texas, where the full scope of the Hurricane Harvey disaster is coming into view. Alana's here with some details. The picture obviously isn't pretty, Laura. The effect it's had on people and the economy is staggering. Even if you're not in Texas you'll be feeling the effect at the pump. Gas prices ALWAYS go up around Labor Day weekend, but I'm assuming even MORE so this year.

Welcome everyone to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes, and we're coming to you today from beautiful Lake Ontario. Let's get right to it Eila! Tell me, did you watch the big solar eclipse? Well guest anchor Krysta went Naked in the Streets DURING the solar eclipse, to see what people were doing. Here it is. The Public Hotel in New York City has been a huge hit since it opened in June, thanks to its affordable nightly rates. Guests love it but the neighbors HATE it. Mainly because every time they look up at the hotel, someone's having sex in the windows! Locals have filed numerous complaints about couples getting frisky during all hours of the day! Now that's what I call, a room with a view!

Hello and welcome to Naked News Magazine! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Madison Banes! Coming up we've got part TWO of our Black Tape Project Versus! It was team Madison and Eila against Kat & Marina and hands down we had the best outfit! We let the public decide the winner which you'll see in a few minutes. But before we get there, it's time for a little ganja.

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila Adams! It's Labour Day, and like you were off enjoying the last long weekend of the summer! Naturally we haven't forgotten about our faithful viewers! We've picked out a classic episode from August 2014 for you to enjoy today. It's hosted by Whitney St. John at a nude beach with appearances by Isabella Rossini, poolside with the news, and Dr. Jess talking about sex myths! Take care and we'll see you on Tuesday with more Naked News!

I'm Whitney St. John. Thanks for joining us here at Naked News. I hope you had the most wonderful of weekends, because thanks to Mother Nature, it could end up being a long week! Laura's in the newsroom to explain.

Greetings, everyone. I'm Marina Valmont, and this is Naked News! We open today with a story that is a HOT topic here in more ways than one, and Laura's here with all the dirty details! Marina, we're obviously all for topless pics around these parts, but as a French court just ruled, there's a wrong way to get them!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. The word on everyone's minds this week has been 'Hurricane', and as Laura is here to tell us, that's not going to change anytime soon! Alana, we're still dealing with the fallout from Hurricane Harvey AND preparing for Hurricane Irma, but believe it or not, they've got company! They said it was going to be a busy hurricane season and I guess they weren't lying! So how many hurricanes can there be at once?

Well, well look who's joined us today! Thanks for tuning in, we have a rocking show lined up that I KNOW you're gonna love! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Marina Valmon! Marina, in light of Hurricane Irma and Harvey, my mind is focused on how everyone can best prepare themselves for storms of this magnitude. What would be your Hurricane survival essentials? Well, right after Hurricane Harvey devastated parts of Texas, we sent our Miami correspondent, Kylie Morgan to South Beach to ask people how THEY prepare for a hurricane.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Alana Blaire. I hope you had a wonderful weekend, because Hurricane Irma certainly made it a rough one for millions. Laura joins us now to tell us about some of the damage it left in its wake.

Greetings, everyone, and welcome to another wonderful day here at Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and if you're anything like me, you've had a hard time these last few days thinking of anything but hurricanes! So without further ado, let's head to Laura in the Naked Newsroom, who's got the latest on Harvey, Irma, AND Jose!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Hump Day here at Naked News. I'm Eila Adams, and I'm joined today by the lovely Hayley Bray, who came all the way from the UK just to be with us this week! Welcome to Naked News. So how's this side of the pond treating you so far? Many in our audience might recognize you from your recent Behind The Lens with Bruce Colero. So is this your second time in Toronto? do you travel often? We'll be getting to know Hayley more throughout the show, but for now, let's get to Laura in the newsroom, with the headlines.

Welcome to naked news, I'm Alana Blaire. Lots going on in the program today, so let's get right to it with Laura Desiree, standing by in the Naked Newsroom. What's going on Laura? Oh, just weighing the big philosophical questions. Like is it schadenfreude if you're happy someone who should be going to jail, IS going to jail?!

Welcome everyone and thank you for joining us! I'm Eila Adams and with me today is our very special guest anchor all the way from the UK, Miss Hayley Bray! You excited? How's your week been with us so far? Well, we are so happy to have you, especially as you are an obvious naked enthusiast like the rest of us... tell me, have you always been comfortable being naked? I think its fair to say that European sensibility has always been more welcoming to nudity, can you tell us first hand how it's perceived in the UK?

Thank you for tuning in to today's Naked News Magazine! Beside me is our stunning guest, Hayley Bray! How are you today Hayley? Let's kick it off with a spicy question for ya, do you have any sexy top-secret talents you can tell us about?

Good Monday to you all, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Marina Valmont, and though I was sad to once again be overlooked by the Television Academy, I still watched the Emmys Sunday night. Laura's got our recap right now to lead off the Naked News Bulletins!

Hello, everyone, I'm Shannon Blake! We've got a lot of great stuff to get to today, including our guest anchor Hayley making the case for morning sex! But first, we've got Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom, with some big changes for some iconic brands!

Hello, my lovelies. I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to another great day here at Naked News! Hopefully, this show is a natural high for you, because as Laura's here to tell us, it's been a good couple weeks for the narcs! Madison, the War on Drugs may be an exercise in futility, but the NYPD and DEA have recently made some record busts! Oooh, I love these stories! The numbers always blow my mind!

Welcome everyone to the program with NOTHING to hide! I'm your host Eila Adams! We're starting things off in the Naked Newsroom, where Laura Desiree's ready with details on how the US Federal Reserve is finally winding down a historic rescue program!

Welcome everyone to another day with us at Naked News! I'm Madison Banes! And I'm Shannon Blake! Thanks for joining us. You know Shannon, I am so crazy about Miss Laura Desiree and her wild and wacky ways. What do you think would be the perfect segment for her? Well folks, we are thrilled to share with you a match made in heaven, Laura is bringing back the better-than-ever Boob Tube! Here it is! You ready to get nuts, Peanut Gallery? Then away we go! This will be a multiple choice quiz. In the following now-famous clip from E! News.

Glad you made it! Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Madison Banes. And I'm Shannon Blake, thanks for joining us! Okay, so tell me Shannon, you keep in great shape, have you ever tried a good old-fashioned obstacle course for fun? Well get ready because next is Flex Appeal! Eila and Carli got down and dirty in a classic obstacle course! That starts right now! We learn more about the lovely Marina Valmont in her exclusive One on One

Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and look who I have with me today, it seems like forever but Carli Bei is BACK! What have you been up to? We'll talk more later. Carli's not the only lady to make a big return this week. Laura's in the naked newsroom with that story.

Hello, my lovelies, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Laura Desiree, and I'm excited to be the one "THROWING" to the Newsroom today! Eila's in the studio with an update on the situation in the Floridy Keys. A POSITIVE update I may add! It's all you Eila!

I'm Eila Adams. Welcome everyone. We've got some BIG news for you from the NCAA today. Marina's in the Naked Newsroom with the story. This one caught EVERYONE by surprise didn't it! A fraud and corruption ring in college basketball? You bet it did Eila! And the story has shocked the entire sports world And I hear even coaches were involved, is that right?

Greetings, one and all. I'm Madison Banes, and this is Naked News. As a rule, we don't start the program off with memorials, but there are some icons we'll make an exception for, and Eila's got one of those exceptional men to lead off the show. That's right Madison, Hugh Hefner is obviously a spiritual godfather to Naked News, but more than that, he changed the way the world sees sex! For sure, and all these obituaries are reminding me that he was in the public eye for more than SIXTY years!

Hello, everyone and welcome to Naked News. I'm Marina Valmont. With me today is the beautiful and sun-kissed, Eila Adams! What do you think of this totally wild weather? This does NOT feel like Fall! Well, this extended summer means more NAKED OUTDOORS TIME! Obviously, we're not the only ones in the world getting naked in front of cameras.

So glad you've joined us today, welcome to another edition of the Naked News Magazine! I'm Marina Valmont And I'm Eila Adams! Eila, you're all about fitness, I know how much our viewers love your insight! Do you have a favorite form of exercise? Well, dominating the world of fitness for some time now is the ever popular YOGA! Next our very own Madison Banes hosts the NAKED YOGI and has brought Shannon Blake along for a pulsing round of Open-Heart-Poses! Roll out your yoga mats and join them, right now!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Carli Bei, and I hope you had a relaxing weekend, because we've got a show that'll knock your socks off, starting with Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom! Carli, time to lock up your wives and daughters, especially the blondes: The Juice is Loose!

Greetings and Guten Tag, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Eila Adams, thanks for joining us today. Eila, you may have noticed I slipped some German in there. I did actually. Tell me, have you ever had a chance to experience Deutschland? All this German talk is my way of saying Volkswagen is back in the news! Alana's got that story and more for us right now in a Naked News Bulletin!

It's hump day here at Naked News, welcome everyone, I'm Alana Blaire. If you're a fan of big hacks, it's time to scream “YAHOO!” Eila has the story RIGHT NOW in a Naked News Bulletin! Alana, the 2013 hack of Yahoo accounts, which first came to light in 2016, was at that point thought to affect a BILLION accounts! Turns out that was an UNDERESTIMATE! In the process of acquiring Yahoo, Verizon discovered that ALL Yahoo user accounts were affected... which brings the total closer to THREE BILLION! Long story short: if your password's “1234”, time to add a 5 or maybe even a 6!

THIS, is Naked News, and I'm Eila Adams, welcome everyone. We'll begin with the headlines and Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom. SO Laura, that speech by British Prime Minister Theresa May - wowsers! I know, it was a complete and TOTAL disaster Eila. Poor woman. She was hoping to relaunch her stumbling premiership, but things went completely off the rails. I'd be hiding from the press for a while if I was her!

Hello Hello and a big welcome to all of you joining us, I'm Laura Desiree and with me today is my very special guest, first-time author Miss Andrea Werhun! Welcome to Naked News! For all of our viewers watching what can you tell us about your book, Modern Whore? It's a fascinating book and we'll get to more about it, and YOU throughout the show. No spoilers though right! Speaking of, Andrea, What do YOU think of spoilers? Well Whitney St. John has a thing or two to say about spoilers and she's going to tell you about them right now in Talk Is Cheap!

Welcome everyone to Naked News Magazine! Joining me on the program for another round of fun is the professional provocateur, author, Andrea Werhun! Thanks for being here. Okay, the time has finally come Andrea. Your big book reveal! We sat down for a very enlightening Schmooze about it last week and I had so much fun chatting with you. Well enough TALKING about it, here it is!

Hello, everyone, I'm Carli Bei. You're watching Naked News! Let's dive right into the headlines today with Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom. What's going on Laura? Carli, the last few months have been one reminder after another about the awesome power of nature, and this weekend was no exception! Please tell me there's not another hurricane in the forecast!

Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to Naked News! And this beautiful woman beside me, is none other then our latest guest anchor, Betsy! Welcome back to the program. Now I SAY welcome back because you auditioned for us a couple of weeks ago. How was that experience? Well we received a lot of positive feedback about your audition, so great job! We'll be getting to know you better throughout today's program and the rest of the week but for NOW, we've got Alana Blaire standing by with a Naked News Bulletin!

I'm Laura Desiree, welcoming you to Naked News, the program with NOTHING to hide! We've got the latest in Entertainment, your Boob of the Week, and the weekend weather forecast on the way. But first, the headlines! Eila Adams is here with details on how Florida orange growers are feeling the squeeze! Don't know about you Laura, but OJ is a staple of my morning routine - but maybe not for much longer! If it wasn't already obvious I'm a bit more of a java junkie. So what gives?

Hello Everyone and Welcome to another day with us at Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and sharing the spotlight with me today is our beautiful guest anchor, Betsy! Thanks for joining me! Well Betsy, we are still getting to know all about you, and I'm curious how you are at giving advice? Do people come to you with their problems? Well our very own Carli Bei wanted to see how good the average joe was, at giving advice, to some pretty tough questions I may add. And she went Naked In The Streets to do it. Here it is

A big hello to you all and thank you for tuning in! I'm Eila Adams and back with me today is our special guest anchor, Betsy! Okay Betsy, time to get real, if you had to have a pet Tarantula, Lizard or Snake, what would YOU choose? Our resident wild-girl, Laura Desiree was brave enough to host a Schmooze featuring each of these creatures, and it's safe to say, things got crazy! Here she is!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the start of another wonderful week here at Naked News! I'm Eila Adams, and today, I'm all about Austrian politics! And since you're probably wondering why, here's Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom to bring you up to speed! Eila, at some point we'll have to look at the rise of the right in Europe, but today, let's take a moment and focus on chancellor-to-be Sebastian Kurz! Don't mind if I do! Looks like Emmanuel Macron and Justin Trudeau are going to have some company at the UN kids' table!

Greetings to all the beautiful people out there. I'm Laura Desiree, and this is Naked News! If you've followed the case of Bowe Bergdahl in the news, you probably have a strong opinion on him one way or the other. Here with the latest in his ongoing saga is our very own Alana Blaire!

Hello, everyone, I'm Carli Bei, and welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide! We've got a lot of great stuff to get to today, so let's get things started with Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom. What do you have for us, Laura?

Welcome aboard everyone! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Laura Desiree! Awesome program coming your way today, and it all starts with the headlines! Eila you're our resident fitness expert. What do you know about high blood pressure? Well Alana's standing by with that and details of a major discovery on the Moon! Here she is!

Greetings one and all, and welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide! I'm Madison Banes, and with me today is the lovely Shannon Blake! I've got to ask, Shannon, how are you adjusting to the colder weather? One tried, tested and true cold weather distraction is the movies, and Eila's got a bunch of new releases lined up for us right now in Naked at the Movies!

A big hello to you all and thanks for tuning in! With me today is Shannon Blake and we've got all sorts of fun in store, so let's get started! A question for you Shannon, and a visual for all our viewers, how do you think you would hold up in an oil-wrestling match, ever done it? Should we give it a try? Maybe off camera first! But to satisfy your appetite for a hot and greasy wrestling match is our LA correspondent Erika Jordan in a special Naked Goes Pop! Check it out!

I'm Alana Blaire. Welcome to Naked News! A lot of the environmental damage mankind has inflicted on the planet is visible to the naked eye. But as Laura's about to tell us, there's also a lot happening under the surface! Here she is with a Naked News Bulletin. Carbon dioxide isn't just fueling climate change Alana, according to a major new report, it's also making the oceans more acidic! The 8 year study from more then 250 scientists, looked at the biological impacts of ocean acidification. It details the way that more acidic oceans will impact ALL marine life, either directly or indirectly. The acidity of global ocean surface waters has reportedly gone up over TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT since the start of the Industrial Revolution.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Whitney St. John. And I'm Eila Adams and in the news today, evem more stories about sexual harrassment. They door's been opened and now they all seem to be coming at once. Well now to the man at the center of all this: Harvey Weinstein. Laura's in the newsroom with the latest on just how many woman have come forward with allegations of sexual assault against him.

Welcome everyone, THIS is Naked News, and I'm Madison Banes. A while back online retail giant Amazon put the word out that they wanted to build a 2nd head office, somewhere in North America. They just needed a location and encouraged cities and towns to make a proposal. Now we know just how MANY proposals they received. Here's Shannon with a Naked News bulletin.

A big hello to all you Naked Newsers from around the world! I'm Eila Adams and If you're planning on traveling to the US anytime soon, there are some important new security warnings you need to know about. Alana Blaire's in the newsroom with all the details. Eila, starting Thursday, all incoming flights to the US will now be subject to new security screening measures. Passengers on Air France, Cathay Pacific, EgyptAir, Emirates, and Lufthansa will be screened with new interview questions. Some airlines will conduct them in-person at check-in counters, while others will hand out questionnaires. It's a move that's expected to affect 325-thousand passengers on 21-hundred flights daily. Travellers are being told to expect extra delays and longer lines. So much for flying the friendly skies!

Welcome to today's show everyone, I'm Laura Desiree and co-hosting alongside me is our guest anchor Betsy! Thanks for joining me! Betsy, there's no easy way to approach this subject, so I'm just going to be blunt here, what are your thoughts on cheating? Well, here to brave this sensitive topic is our very own Madison Banes! She went Naked In The Streets to find out what the public had to say

Hello and a big welcome to you all, we've got a great program for you today, I'm Laura Desiree! And I'm Betsy! Thanks for tuning in. You know Betsy, one of the things I love most about being a burlesque dancer is how tight knit our community is. Well, someone I met while touring, and am STILL friends with today is world renowned burlesque dancer, Sweetpea! Our very own Marina Valmont was lucky enough to catch up with her in New York City recently. Here they are in the Schmooze.

Happy All Hallows' Eve Eve, everyone. I'm Laura Desiree, We've got a lot of great show to get to, including a barnburner of a World Series game in Sports. But first up, we're checking in with Shannon in the newsroom for a bomshell from the world of politics!

Happy Halloween everyone! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Laura Desiree! We've got a spooktacular show in store for you today. And it includes our annual costume contest. Kat always seemed to win but now that she's not here, it's pretty much open season! I love a good contest! May the best woman win! You're looking at her, but that aside for a sec Laura, seeing as it's Halloween, how do you feel about creepy houses? I think they're more fun to talk about then to actually experience, which is why Shannon's first story today gives me the chills. Here she is with a Naked News BOOLetin.

Greetings, one and all, I'm Madison Banes, and you're watching Naked News. Halloween may be safely behind us, but as Eila Adams is here to remind us, there's still plenty to be scared of! Madison, horror movies may be all the rage these days, but the most terrifying movie of the 21st century has to be Al Gore's “An Inconvenient Truth.” Nothing scarier than an invisible force that kills us slowly!

Welcome to the one and only Naked News! I'm Alana Blaire and in the news today, we all know that social media played a huge role in the 2016 election. And now the US Senate wants to know exactly how BIG a role. Madison Banes joins us now with the story. And more specifically, that Russia used it as a tool to influence American voters, Alana. Facebook's already revealed that 126 million users were reached by propaganda efforts from Moscow.

Hello to you all and thanks for joining us today, I'm Eila Adams. I'm Whitney St. John... and we've got a great show to get to! I say we kick it off with a little quiz Whitney! True or False, it is ILLEGAL to drive blindfolded in the state of Alabama? Well, that is in fact currently on the books in Alabama! Doesn't it drive you crazy when you hear about these outrageous laws and can't tell if they're true or not? With that in mind, Carli Bei went Naked In The Streets to test the public!

A big warm hello to you all, I'm Eila Adams And I'm Whitney St. John, welcome to today's show! You know Whitney, one of the things I miss most about summer is lounging in a pool floatie on a hot day! And maybe I'm going crazy, but I saw some WILD floaties this summer. Well we came across a pool floatie this summer that SCREAMED Versus! Myself, Shannon and Alana answered the call and you're about to see the results.

I'm Laura Desiree, welcoming you to a brand new week here at Naked News. First up today we're throwing down in Haked Sports! UFC 217 was one of the best nights of fighting in ages! Eila and Madison have that including week 9 in the NFL.

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams. We're going to get things started with the latest in show business! And for that we'll bring in my favourite show GIRL, Ms. Tia Larose! I hear you've got some bad news for Farrah Abraham, Tia.

Welcome to our fans from around the world - I'm Tia Larose and this is Naked News! We're happy to have you on board and we're starting with the word that's been hanging over the White House for months now... IMPEACHMENT! Eila Adams is here with more on the story.

Hello, everyone, I'm Laura Desiree, and welcome to another fine day here at Naked News! As you probably know, when it comes to entertainment news lately, Harvey Weinstein is the creep that keeps on creeping! Well, believe it or not, he's hit a new low. Tia's got that for us right now in Entertainement.

Welcome everyone to today's program! I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Eila Adams. Laura, seeing as we covered favorite fall drinks when it was hot outside, why not ask about favorite summer drinks as it's getting cold... what's yours? Does the season really matter, or is that your YEAR ROUND beverage of choice? Well, in warmer times Whitney St. John went Naked In The Streets to ask the public for THEIR favorites. Here she is!

Hello and a big welcome to you all, I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Eila Adams! So Eila, I'm really excited for our first feature today. You were in Costa Rica, what are we about to see? I'm Madison Banes. I'm Tia Larose! And we're ready to roll in the NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG!!!

Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to another wonderful week here at Naked News. Making it extra-wonderful is the return of Krysta! Where've you been? We'll be catching up more throughout the show. But first, let's go shopping! Laura's ready to reveal a retail record right now in the Naked Newsroom!

Hello, everyone, I'm Madison Banes, and welcome to Naked News, the program with nothing to hide. Except our passwords, that is! Google has just released a study looking at hackers and stolen credentials, and Alana's here to give us all the details! Madison, it's no secret that hackers are always on the lookout for ways to get into your account, but the numbers in this report are staggering!

Hello, everyone, I'm Laura Desiree, WELCOME to Naked News! We've got a lot to look forward to, including my dear friend Betsy, here with the latest from the world of TV! But first, we're checking in with my OTHER dear friend, Eila Adams. What's trending now online Eila? Well, actually, Laura, we've got some overlap! Once again, something from late night TV is enjoying a big second life on YouTube!

I'm Eila Adams, you're watching Naked News. We'll begin today with a rare Leonardo DaVinci painting that just shattered auction records. Alana's in the newsroom to tell us more. Hi Eila, it's hard to believe this thing sold for less than SIXTY dollars a few decades ago.

Hello to you all and welcome to Naked News! I'm Madison Banes and co-hosting with me today is our gorgeous guest-anchor, Krysta! Thanks for joining me! Let's start by talking about everyone's favorite pass-time, playing on our phones! What apps do you use the most? Well, our very own Alana Blaire was recently Naked In The Streets, or should I say Naked on the BEACH, asking people about THEIR favorite apps! Let's see what she found out.

Welcome everyone to Naked News Magazine, I'm Madison. And I'm Krysta! Thanks for joining us today. Question for you Krysta, what's your favorite vacation spot in Mexico? Well, one place I'd really like visit is Puerto Vallarta. Our Miami correspondent Kylie Morgan was lucky enough to travel there, with our friends from Luxury Lifestyle Vacations. As you're about to see, she had quite the week. Here's Kylie in Naked News Travels.

Welcome to another exciting week here at Naked News. Let's get right to it with the gorgeous Tia Larose! She's ready to crown a new NASCAR champion and recap all the weekend action in the NFL. THIS, is the naked sports report! Thanks Laura! The Philadelphia Eagles are flying high! They cemented their status as the NFL's most complete team by trouncing the Cowboys on Sunday! Philly's defense dominated Dak Prescott and the Dallas offense! Philly scored 28 unanswered points in the second half to win 37-9! They improved to 9 and 1! Over in the AFC, the Buffalo Bills caused a stir by replacing QB Tyrod Taylor for rookie Nathan Peterman. It was a pretty strange move for a team in the playoff hunt. And it backfired BIG TIME as you're about to see in this Peterman montage! Yes that's right: 5 interceptions in the FIRST HALF! Mr. Peterman was yanked and replaced with Taylor, but they still got blasted 54-24!

I'm Madison Banes and THIS is Naked News! We all look forward to the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion show but this year they decided to have it in China. And as Whitney is about to explain in Entertainment, things didn't quite go according to plan, did they! Not exactly Maddy! The Chinese government got in the way of the shows usual STELLAR line-up and BANNED a couple of A-listers from entering the country. You'd think China would be thrilled to host the Victoria's Secret Angels, I mean, the event is watched by about 800 million people every year.

This is Naked News, I'm Eila Adams, and I'm joined today is our beautiful guest anchor Dakota. Welcome to the program! So first up is our naked sports report! Would you call yourself a sports fan? Well, Madison and Tia are ready to go, and they're starting with details on a major punishment in Major League Baseball!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News, I'm Shannon Blake. We've got TIA joining us off the top, for her look at the world of Entertainment. I understand you're going to try help us keep up with the Kardashians!

A big hello to you all, thanks for tuning in to the program! Sharing the hosting duties with me today is our beautiful guest anchor, Dakota- great to have you here! So tell me Dakota, are you a big traveler? What would you say is your favorite city? Our very own, Marina Valmont was curious to know what YOUR pick for favorite city would be, so she went Naked In The Streets to find out!

Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Naked News Magazine! I'm Laura Desiree and joining me is our guest anchor, Dakota! Great to have you back! So, this might be a weird question to lead-off the show, but I PROMISE it's going somewhere... do you have a favourite Adult Film Star? Let's get right to the goods. We had a STUNNINGLY gorgeous Adult Film star in our studio the other day! Nicolette Shea sat down with WSJ for a super revealing interview.

Hello, everyone, I'm Shannon Blake, this is Eila Adams, WELCOME to Naked News. So Eila, now that we're in the last week of November, are you feeling at all ready for Christmas? Well no matter how busy anyone is this time of year, a good distraction is always the movies. Here's Madison Banes to tell us more! We've loved Lizzy Caplan ever since she became a Master of Sex, so we're SUPER excited she's joining the world of superheroes. The actress is in talks to be the female lead in the X-Men solo film “Gambit.” We don't know anything about her character yet, but we've got two good reasons to think it's a ROMANTIC lead! First, Gambit will be played by the alluring Channing Tatum. And there's also the small matter of the release date. Gambit is set to hit theaters on VALENTINE'S DAY, 2019!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! One of the US's most iconic magazine publishers - we're talking Time magazine, Forbes, People and Sports Illustrated - just got sold! Eila's in the newsroom with the details. This is a pretty big deal isn't it? It is actually! Some of the most popular magazines in the US are involved and the fact that it was sold doesn't bode well for the industry. Like many others, I'm assuming falling advertising revenue was behind the decision?

Hello, one and all, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Madison Banes. And I'm Eila Adams. We first heard about Prince Harry's engagement on Monday and the internet has been working overtime to figure everything out. That's right, from where they'll tie the knot, what dress she'll be wearing, the exact date, guest list, you name it. I mean I'm happy for them but c'mon, really? However you feel about it, the world will be watching, including everyone online! Shannon is here to tell us about one particularly momentous EVENT in Trending Now!

A big hello and welcome to our friends around the world! I'm Laura Desiree, let's get right to the headlines. Eila's in the newsroom with details on why it could be a VERY merry Christmas for American Airlines pilots. Yeah, but probably not-so-merry for American Airlines PASSENGERS Laura. They've really screwed up this time! If there wasn't bad news about airlines there'd be no news at all! So what happened?

Hello and welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila. And I'm Betsy, thanks for joining us on this AWESOME day! First up, Tia has three new films to spotlight, including The Disaster Artist which was produced, directed AND stars, James Franco! This was a project he was VERY passionate about, and wait till you see his transformation! But before Franco, we've got the new 'Love Beats Rhymes' flick starring Azaelia Banks in her debut acting role... here's Tia, Naked At The Movies!

Welcome to the program with NOTHING to hide! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Betsy! Thanks for being with us! Tons of great stuff to look forward to today including Kylie Morgan back in Puerto Vallarta with our friends at Luxury Lifestyle Vacations! But, first up, we've got the answer to a question we get a LOT here at Naked News: what goes into making one of our cooking segments? It's a letter from Ryne in Prague! He asks: "Love the show ladies, and especially enjoy your Cooking in the Raw segments. It looks like everyone's having a lot of fun on set. Is it as easy as you all make it look?"

Hello, everyone, I'm Marina Valmont. Welcome to Naked News! I'm happy to be back from the New York and looking forward to some time with my Naked News family, starting with the lovely Shannon Blake! What's in the news today Shannon. Hi Marina, coming up, I've got a modern genius and a not-so-modern genius, but first, a case that could completely change the nature of sports betting in the U.S. Which, if memory serves, is only totally legal in Nevada, right?

Welcome to Naked News everyone, I'm Eila and I'm joined today by our latest guest anchor, Tiffany. Welcome to the show! How you feeling so far? Well you're back by popular demand and we'll get to know you a bit more throughout the show. In the meantime, Tia is standing by in the Naked Newsroom with stories on the three most important issues facing America: guns, the environment, and SnapChat!

Hello everyone, I'm Tia Larose and I'd like to welcome you all to Naked News! Our top story today comes from the world of Sports and is being talked about around the world! The IOC has come down hard on Russia for its state-sponsored doping scandal! For all the details on that story and MORE, I'll send you over to Eila and Madison and the Naked Sports Report! Thanks Tia, the punishment isn't just severe, it's unprecedented!

Greetings, one and all, I'm Laura Desiree, and THIS, is Naked News. We're kicking off our program today with Madison Banes and the latest entertainment news. And that includes one of our favorite things around here Maddy - a good old celebrity feud! Oh, Laura, you and I could have such a wonderful celebrity feud... If only we didn't like each other so much!

Hello to you all and welcome to another sensational day here at Naked News! Joining me is our gorgeous guest anchor, Tiffany! Thanks for being here. It's such a treat to get to host alongside another tall, statuesque woman! How tall are you? Do you think your height intimidates people? Well, someone who has us both beat in the height department is Laura Desiree... in heels she's 6 foot 3! She went Naked In The Streets to ask the public how THEY feel about a tall woman! Here it is.

Welcome one and all to Naked News Magazine! I'm Marina Valmont and back with me today is our special Guest Anchor Tiffany! Ready for some fun? First up! Our Miami correspondent, Kylie Morgan stripped down for a pair of painted-on skinny jeans before a sexy stroll down in South Beach... have you have ever been body painted? Well, I did something similar recently at the Coney Island Mermaid Parade and had a BLAST... let's see how Kylie did!

Greetings, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and I'm joined today by the lovely adult film star, Alex Chance. Welcome to Naked News, Alex! Alex will be hosting with me today! So when you heard you were going to be on the show, did you do anything in particular to prepare, besides packing for cold weather? Well we're happy to have you and will get to know you a bit better throughout the program. Now speaking of cold weather, the UK got hit with a MAJOR snow storm over the weekend. Shannon Blake's in the Naked Newsroom with the story!

Hi everyone, I'm Madison Banes and I'd like to welcome our latest guest anchor to the program, Miss Brittney Copano. Thanks for being here! So I understand you're from Chicago? Then you must be used to all this snow!! As we do with all new guests, Brittany, we'll be getting to know you a lot better throughout the show. For now though, let's head to the Naked Newsroom, where Eila's blinding us... with science!

Welcome my darlings to Naked News! I'm your host Laura Desiree and I'll be the quarterback here for the day. Which is fitting because first up we have Eila and Tia talking about the return of the best quarterback in the world NOT named Tom Brady! Here they are in the naked sports report! Thanks Laura! And yes, the NFL playoff race just got a LOT more interesting.

Welcome everyone, to Naked News. We've got lots to get to today so let's jump right into it with the always ENTERTAINING Shannon Blake, who I understand is doing a little year in review, what's going on Shannon? Like the carol says, Eila, it's the most wonderful time of year! Specifically, it's when all the good Year in Review lists come out, and we've got a bunch ready to roll right now in Entertainment! There's no better way to measure buzz these days than to track what's being tweeted about, and by that measure, Game of Thrones was the biggest show of 2017! According to Twitter, it was the most tweeted about show of the year, ahead of Stranger Things and Big Brother. From the world of movies, Wonder Woman was Number 1... though we're also very impressed with Black Panther! It finished in ninth place for the year... and it won't even be out until February!

Hello and Welcome to Naked News! Back with me today is our BEAUTIFUL guest anchor Brittney all the way from Chicago! How are you enjoying being here so far? We've got a real treat for all our viewers just moments away... I'll give you a little hint... it's about the new STAR WARS movie!!!! .. are you a fan? Well, without further ado here's Marina with a look at Star Wars The Last Jedi, in Naked At The Movies!

Welcome one and all to another edition of Naked News Magazine. I'm Madison Banes and back with me today is our amazing guest anchor, Brittney! You ready to do this? Let's get into something a little naughty... what's the strangest place you've been naked? Ever driven a car NAKED? I'll tell you from personal experience, there's NOTHING like it... but instead of describing it... why don't we show you!

Hi everyone, I'm Laura Desiree, and it's one week before Christmas, are you ready? We are and we've got plenty of holiday cheer coming your way next week. But in the here and NOW, we've got some headlines for you and with that, let's say hello to my good friend, Miss Marina Valmont! Welcome to Naked News! As you know, we're the program with nothing to hide, which makes us VERY different from the Pentagon! Hi Laura, question for you, do you believe in aliens? I DO actually, only because I feel that there's no way we're the only ones in this universe.

I'm Eila Adams and THIS is Naked News. Marina's using the power of The Force in Trending Now, Shannon's faking it in Pillow Talk, and Alana's got the day's top stories in the newsroom. But first it's time for some glitz and glamor with Laura Desiree! More like GLITTER and glamor, Eila! We loved Kim K's viral glitter pic so much we even had Madison do a tribute! I'm still finding glitter all over the studio BTW! But I have to admit she looked spectacular!

A big hello to our viewers from around the world - I'm SB! We'll start your day off in sports! On Monday we told you that Diddy was interested in buying the Carolina Panthers. It may have sounded like a joke but he's dead serious! We'll send you over to Eila and Tia for more details! Thanks Shannon! For most of us, owning an NFL franchise is a pipe dream.

Season's greetings, one and all! I'm Madison Banes, and welcome to Naked News! We've got you covered throughout the holidays, but we ARE heading off for a break tomorrow, so today, we're going all out! Let's start with Eila Adams, who's got some news to get you through Christmas dinner in Entertainment! Madison, even in a GOOD year, everyone fights with their families about politics. But we may be closer to nominating the one man who can unite us all! If you're talking about The Rock, I want to believe you... but I've been hurt too many times!

I'm Laura Desiree, welcoming you to the first of MANY holiday specials we've got planned for you this year. Besides our annual Christmas and New years programs, we've put together a bunch of exciting retrospectives on some of our most popular anchors, ever! This first one is all about the beautiful and talented Carli Bei! Carli's a globe-trotting wild child, but that wasn't evident when she first came to see us in 2011. Here's her original audition!

Hello and welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams! Today we're looking back at someone who truly left her mark at Naked News: Victoria Sinclair! She was the very first Naked News anchor, way back in 1999, and did so much great work for us I almost don't know where to start! So how about a great interview she did with a woman named Toni Johnson, the founder of adult club Oasis Aqualounge!

Happy holidays everyone and welcome to the Naked News Christmas special! I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Whitney St. John! This is my favorite time of year Eila, and that's mainly because of the food! What's a must-have at your holiday dinner table? First up today Madison and Tia are giving us THEIR take on the PERFECT holiday meal item! And it's one of the most important of them all, besides the Turkey of course. Here they are, Cooking in the Raw!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Laura Desiree! Our holiday programming continues today with a look at the always adorable Eila Adams! Her megawatt smile and bubbly personality made her an instant hit with viewers! Here's a look at what started it all in September of 2009, her original audition!

I'm Eila Adams! Welcome to Naked News! We hope you've been having a great time over the holidays so far! Today we're keeping the good times rolling with another retrospective, the beautiful Whitney St. John! Let's start at the very beginning shall we. This is how we met Whitney in 2006.

Hello, everyone, I'm Laura Desiree. Welcome to Naked News! I hope your holidays are going swimmingly, and if they haven't been, they're about to improve. Today, we're taking a look back at someone who's arguably one of the most stunning women to ever appear on the show, Peyton Priestly. This is what we saw when she walked in the door back in April of 2011.

Hello, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to Naked News. Today we're taking a retrospective look at the one and only, Natasha Olenski. Naked News has had a lot of anchors over the years, but few have made as much of an impression as Natasha! And it all started with her audition way back in 2008!

Greetings, one and all, and welcome to Naked News. I'm LD, and today we're all about the beautiful, the sexy, Marina Valmont. Marina has a certain presence that was immediately noticeable when we first met her in May of 2012. Here's that audition.

Hello everyone and welcome to a New Year's celebration - Naked News style! I'm Whitney St. John! And I'm Eila Adams! This is where we look back at some of the biggest stories of the year... And our favorite moments here at Naked News! First up we're handing out our highest honor: the Naked News Person of the Year award! Who would you give it to? Here's Madison Banes with the Naked News person of the year.