Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Naked News! I'm Laura Desiree, and I'm sure you've missed all of us as much as we missed you, so let's not waste any time! Here's Madison to put the “news” in “Happy News Year!”

Hello, everyone, I'm Alana Blaire, and you're watching Naked News. As you know, it's a rough time of the year for many of us, as it's SO LONG before the next Christmas. But as Betsy's here to tell us, at least we made the most of it! Alana, I don't want to say the holidays are all about shopping... but if they are, it turns out 2017 was a very good year!

I'm Alana Blaire, welcome everyone. In the news today, France is cracking down on fake news, in a big way. Here's Madison Banes with a Naked News Bulletin. Alana, French President Emmanuel Macron is moving ahead with a crackdown on fake news! Macron wants to impose tougher rules to stop the spread of lies during election cycles. The proposed law would force social media accounts to reveal the source of their news content, cap the amount of sponsored news material allowed online, and empower France's media watchdog to fight against propaganda. Macron knows a thing or two about fighting fake news. During his election campaign last year, he had to fight off rumors of offshore banking activity AND a story that he was having a gay affair!

Welcome everyone to another SENSATIONAL day here at Naked News ! I'm Madison Banes. And I'm Shannon Blake, thanks for joining us! Okay, Shannon, from affairs to hook ups, I think we can all agree that the office workplace is NOTORIOUS for sexual fantasies, don't you think? Do you have any sexy office experiences? Well, kicking things off for us today is Miss Laura Desiree treating you to the top 5 SEXIEST office scenes according to our friends at Mr. Skin.

Welcome everyone to Naked News Magazine! I'm Shannon Blake. And I'm Madison Banes... getting things going seems to be a little more difficult in the cold weather, am I right? It is WAY too cold these days, I am DREAMING of a getaway... where would YOU go? Well, to all of you struggling to stay warm, we have a special treat! We're going to warm things up in Puerto Vallarta with Kylie Morgan and gorgeous Mexican model Farina Chaparro. Here they are in the SCHMOOZE.

Welcome everyone, to Naked News! The headlines are coming up, including some highlights from Sunday's Golden Globes. But is there anything really MORE important then NFL playoff action? I think not. Tennessee and Atlanta scored big upsets and with all the details, here's Eila and Madison with the Naked Sports Report.

I'm Alana Blaire! Coming up Laura's got the latest from TV land; Inside the Box. Eila's got your headlines, and up first, it's Shannon in Entertainment! She's scoping out some grown-up daughters who're making their famous daddies proud! Alana, we'll start with David Hasselhoff's daughter Hayley! She's making a splash in the modeling industry with these shots taken for body-positive magazine "SLiNK"! The 25-year old says she's always lacked confidence about her body, but after this shoot she loves her curves! We do too!

Hello, everyone, I'm Betsy, welcome to Naked News! We've got a lot of great features coming your way today, but nothing is more pressing than what's Trending Now! Here's Laura to tell you more. Sometimes, A-list stars seem glamorous in the extreme, and sometimes, they seem just like the rest of us. Based on a Facebook video posted by Jennifer Lawrence, she recently managed the rare feat of seeming like both at the same time! I guess it makes me an optimist to say that I think J-Law is half-made up... and ALL GORGEOUS! Given that the video got a MILLION views in its first day online, I'm thinking the world agrees!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams. Entertainment kicks things off today and ever since James Franco won a Golden Globe for his role in The Disaster Artist, things have been Disastrous for the Artist. Here's Madison with the story. The instant his name was read Eila, he started taking heavy criticism online from women who thought it was wrong for him to be wearing a Time's Up pin. Included among the critics was actress Ally Sheedy and another actress who said she felt pressured into doing a nude scene for him. Franco addressed the controversy during a recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. That was pretty hard to watch. On the one hand, I want to feel sorry for him. On the other, maybe he'll think twice next time before trying to get a 17-year-old to meet him in a hotel!

Welcome everyone, I'm Marina Valmont. And I'm Laura Desiree, and THIS, is Naked News. So here's a question I've been having fun asking people: if you were going to be naked in a movie, would you prefer that EVERYONE in the scene be naked... or just you?! Whether the starlets in Hollywood Xposed got naked alone or with others, one thing's for sure: no one was complaining. Here's Betsy with our weekly round-up of celebrity skin!

Welcome one and all to super STACKED edition of Naked News Magazine! I'm Marina Valmont. And I'm Laura Desiree! Get yourselves ready for a sexy ride because in our first feature today, we're heading to Mexico. Have you ever heard of Teasum Bikini? In brief, they are the ULTIMATE bikini girl website on the planet! Kylie Morgan met up with them recently in Puerto Vallarta, here she is in Naked Goes Pop! I'm Eila Adams, I'm Alana Blaire and it's time for the one... The ONLY... NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG!

Hello everyone! Laura Desiree here, welcoming you to the start of a fresh week of Naked News! We're kicking things off with a weekend recap of naked Sports, including the NFL playoffs! Tia and Eila are ready to tell you about the Miracle in Minneapolis!! Thanks Laura! Sunday's divisional round matchups were both EPIC! But we have to start in Minnesota! The Vikings and Saints gave us a finish we'll never forget!

I'm Eila Adams and this is the one and ONLY program with nothing to hide! Glad to have you with us. Later we'll be getting under the covers to talk sex injuries with Shannon in Pillow Talk! But first we're going over to Laura Desiree, who has wedding bells ringing in Entertainment! Thanks Eila! Miley Cyrus celebrated more than just the New Year during her trip Down Under with fiance Liam Hemsworth. Rumors are swirling they got married! According to the gossip mill, the wedding happened at a super secret ceremony in Byron Bay. The famous couple called off their first engagement in 2013. But things rekindled in January 2016 and sources say this time things just felt right!

Welcome everyone, Betsy Swoon here, with another eye opening edition of Naked News. Nothing moves faster than the Internet, so we've GOT to start there! Here's Alana Blare to tell us what's Trending Now! I'm sure you ALREADY watch Naked News every day... but sometimes, it really helps you understand this segment. For instance, if you watched Monday's Sports, you would've seen rookie Marcus Williams miss the easy tackle that would've sent the Saints to the Conference Finals! Brutal! And speaking of 'brutal', that's what the internet does best! The ridiculing has been merciless, especially on Twitter, with many GIFs mocking the miss and imagining the looks from Williams' teammates. But for the sickest burn and deepest cut, I pick FakeSportsCenter's tweet: “Marcus Williams was trying to tackle Manti Te'o's girlfriend.”

Hello, my lovelies, and welcome to Naked News. So many goodies for you today, but there's no beating Entertainment, with its five stories about five beauties! Tia Larose is standing by with the details. Madison, I never really gave much thought to who the world's most influential lingerie model on Instagram was...but now that I know it's Candice Swanepoel, it totally makes sense! She was awarded the title by lingerie firm Bluebella, who noted that the South African beauty can earn as much as SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS for a post! Of course, given that she's got 11-point-8 MILLION followers and her posts AVERAGE three hundred thousand likes, I'd say that's a bargain!

Hello Naked Newsers and welcome to today's program, I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Tia Larose, Thanks for tuning in! Tia, lets start with a question I know EVERYONE has an answer to. When it comes to sinful-snacking, what's YOUR favorite junk food? Well, our very own Shannon Blake went Naked In The Streets to ask the public what irresistible treat they just can't turn down! Here she is!

Hello and Welcome to another edition of the Naked News Magazine! I'm Eila Adams. And I'm Tia Larose. We've got a super sexy show coming your way! So to kick it off Tia, question for you, do you think you're skilled enough to scale a rock wall? Ever tried it? Well, two of our tallest anchors went BOOBS to the rock wall in a brand new Versus! Here's Laura Desiree and Marina Valmont facing off in a race to highest height.

Hello, everyone, I'm Alana Blaire, and welcome to Naked News. You're probably here to see some ladies, but if you REALLY wanted to see some ladies this weekend, all you had to do was look out the window! Here's guest anchor Krysta with the story in a Naked News Bulletin! On the one year anniversary of Donald Trump's first full day in office, the government was shut down... and the Women's March was stronger than ever! OVER A MILLION PEOPLE took to the streets this weekend in support of women, and not just in the U.S. There were reportedly OVER FIVE HUNDRED events around the world, including places like New Zealand, Kyrgystan, and Zambia! This year's theme was “Power to the Polls”, with an emphasis on getting women to vote AND run for office!

Welcome to Naked News everyone, the Oscar nominations just came out, and although we can't share ALL the nominations, we HAVE to share some real shockers! Betsy's standing by in the Naked Newsroom with that story and MORE, in a Naked News Bulletin.

Howdy, folks, I'm Betsy Swoon, welcome to Naked News! Based on my time here, I would've thought it was easy to go to the moon. Turns out, not so much. Here's Krysta to explain in a Naked News Bulletin. XPrize seemed like an idea ahead of its time... and it was! The Google-backed contest to land an unmanned spacecraft on the moon will hit its March 31st deadline without anyone completing the mission. That means the THIRTY MILLION dollars in prize money will go unclaimed! In a statement, the heads of XPrize cited “the difficulties of fundraising” and “technical and regulatory challenges”... but they also noted that the competition changed the expectation that only government agencies can go to the moon.

I'm Alana Blaire, welcoming our audience from around the world, to Naked News! Betsy's clipping a certain city's fanbase in Boob of the Week, and Krysta's going for gold in Weather, but FIRST, the headlines! It's time to play "guess who's coming to dinner" with Madison in the Naked Newsroom! Hello Miss Banes! Hi Alana! In the year Trump's been in office he's welcomed a number of world leaders, but he hasn't hosted an official state dinner... until now! So, who's Trump giving his first official invite to?

Hello and welcome to Naked News, I'm Madison Banes! And I'm Alana Blaire. Really excited about today's program Madison, especially our sexy new audition. But first I have a question for you: do you consider yourself a healthy eater? Well, are we the norm or do other people eat differently? I went Naked in the Streets to find out! Swiss lawmakers must not like the B-52s, because the country will no longer Rock Lobster! I mean, you can still eat them... but according to Switzerland's new animal protection laws, crustaceans will have to be stunned before they can be killed and live crustaceans can't be transported on ice or in ice water! It sounds like a humane decision to me, but it's got the Swiss culinary industry BOILING mad!

Hello and welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Madison Banes! And I'm Alana Blaire, we're happy to have you with us today! We're leading things off with Flex Appeal and exercise guru Eila Adams! She's in New York to do a workout that proves you don't need a ton of space to keep fit! Does a small space inhibit your workouts? Anyway, let's see how Eila does it, right now in Flex Appeal. I'm Krysta. I'm Tia. And this is the NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG!

Greetings, one and all. I'm Laura Desiree, welcome to the beginning of another beautiful week here at Naked News! There's no place I'd rather be, and that's especially true now that Paris is flooded! Here's Marina with all the 'dommage' in the Naked Newsroom! Here's something you may not have SEINE before! Okay, the River Seine ALSO flooded in 2016, but it doesn't change the fact it's OVER TEN FEET above its normal level for this time of year! Nearly fifteen hundred people had to be evacuated, and there've been closings throughout the city, including part of the Louvre! The flooding is believed to have peaked, but if you're worried, I recommend the top of the Eiffel Tower!

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Naked News! I'm your host, Madison Banes, and we're kicking things off with Shannon, who's got some news bulletins with an international flavor! If German carmakers were hoping to make us feel better about diesel, running tests on humans wasn't the way to do it! Volkswagen, BMW and Daimler are under fire after German newspapers reported that the car companies funded experiments on “short-term nitrogen dioxide inhalation by healthy people.” The tests apparently took place in 2013 and involved twenty-five people inhaling various amounts of the gas over several hours! All the subjects were reportedly fine after... which is more than I can say for diesel's reputation!

Hello, all you wonderful people, and welcome to Naked News. I'm Shannon Blake and we've got a lot to get to today, including Whitney St John with a Super Bowl Preview! But first, the headlines, and how some titans of industry just shook up the US healthcare market. Here's Betsy Swoon with a Naked News Bulletin. Shannon, Amazon's Jeff Bezos, Berkshire Hathaway's Warren Buffett and Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan Chase, and teaming up to take on health care! They just announced that they were forming a company designed to cut health costs for their, combined, "million plus" employees! According to reports, the companies will be the only direct clients of the venture BUT they plan to share whatever cost-saving strategies and technologies they come up with! Given the players involved, let's hope they work fast!

Thanks for joining us, I'm Alana Blaire! Let's start with what we do best around here: deliver the news - NAKED! Laura's standing by with the headlines, starting with a scandal at the top of one of America's top health agencies! Alana, Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald WAS head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and as such she was also President Trump's top public health official. But she's been forced to step down after it was revealed she purchased shares in tobacco, food and drug companies, AFTER taking the position last July! Considering one of the top aims of the CDC is to curb smoking, buying tobacco holdings is a big and obvious no-no!

I'm Laura Desiree. And I'm Whitney St. John. WELCOME to Naked News. Question for you Whit, and it leads into our first feature today, what is the ONE sexual experience you think everyone needs to try at least ONCE? Well, I was in Cancun, Mexico at Desire Resort a little while ago asking people what THEY thought the one sexual experience to try should be! Here it is.

Welcome one and all to Naked News Magazine, I'm Whitney St. John! And I'm Laura Desiree, let's get right to it Whitney. Do you prefer to work up a sweat or get a deep, meditative stretch going when it comes to fitness? Well, we're getting a little bendy today! Naked Yogi is next and its from Madison's trip to CamCon in Miami... you've been to that event before, is it the kind of place that inspires random acts of naked yoga? Let's check out Madison in Miami for a little Naked Yogi action! I'm Tia Larose. I'm Shannon Blake. And this is the Naked News Video Blog!

Hello and welcome to another week here at Naked News. I'm Laura Desiree and I'm joined today by our favorite British babe: Hayley Bray! So I'm not the biggest sports fan, but everyone today is talking about the Super Bowl. Did you watch it? Well, it was an action-packed couple hours, and to get caught up on everything that happened we're going DEEP, with Madison Banes in sports! I'm just gonna go ahead and say it ladies: BEST. SUPER BOWL. EVER! Eagles-Patriots was a thriller from start to finish! The two teams combined for a record 1,151 yards of offense! The Eagles got things going early when Nick Foles found Alshon Jeffrey in the back of the end zone!

Hello, everyone, I'm Marina Valmont, welcome to Naked News! Naturally, every day is a great day around here, but I'm especially happy today, because Eila Adams is back from Colombia! How was your trip? I had the BEST time Marina. I can't tell you EVERYTHING now, but I do have quite a few stories to tell. And just to let everyone know, when Eila says she has a story to tell, you need to be sitting down, with a drink in hand. That is SO not true, oh my god, it wasn't THAT good.. okay maybe it was!

Welcome to Naked News! As my devoted fans know, I recently returned from a trip to Colombia, and here to help me....read just to life in North America is my good friend Marina Valmont! Well, besides "missing" the Super Bowl Eila, the other thing you need to catch up on is the big change coming to Doritos! ...Yeah, I don't see that affecting me too much... You say that now...but clearly you haven't heard about Doritos, specifically for Ladies! That's Trending Now!

Welcome one and all to Naked News! We're thrilled to have you with us. Lots happening today and it all starts with the headlines! Eila Adams is here to tell us why popular sites like Pornhub, Twitter, and Reddit are cracking down on users for "faking it". Here she is with a Naked News Bulletin. Laura, the sites are cracking down on a popular trend online called "deepfakes". It's AI-generated porn that puts celebrity faces on the bodies of porn stars. Thanks to free software like "FakeApp", almost anyone can make X-rated fakes! Gal Gadot is probably the most popular example, but everyone from Emma Watson to Daisy Ridley and Katy Perry have had fakes pop up online. Pornhub, Twitter, and Reddit are now banning the content, saying it falls under the category of non-consensual porn!

Hello everyone, hope you're ready for an awesome show! I'm Eila Adams. And I'm Hayley Bray, thanks for joining us! Hayley, it's been great learning more about you this week, I want to make sure we don't skip some of the basics, do you have any pets or are you a pet person? So how does the age old question of Dogs vs Cats sit with you? Well, our very own animal aficionado Whitney St. John had to get to the bottom of this one! Here she is Naked In The Streets to ask who takes top spot, dogs or cats?

Hello Naked Newsers! I'm Eila Adams. And I'm Hayley Bray, welcome to another exciting day with us! Hayley, its been so much fun getting to know you more this time around. When it comes to your personal hobbies, would you say cooking makes your list? What would you say is a dish you are best at? Well for anyone looking to add ratatouille to their kitchen creations, we have a very special feature for you know from a familiar face, here is the one and only Katherine Curtis and Alana Blaire in Cooking In The Raw! I'm Madison Banes. I'm Tia Larose, and THIS is THE NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG! And that's a wrap on the video blog! Hope you had as much fun as WE did!

Greetings, everyone, I'm Laura Desiree. Welcome to Naked News! The 23rd winter Olympics are well under way in South Korea and we'll have our naked coverage for you, coming up with Alana. But first, our very own gold medalist, Eila Adams, has the latest headlines, including more bad news for Harvey Weinstein and the Weinstein Company! New York's Attorney General Eric Schneiderman has filed a civil rights lawsuit against the Weinstein Company AND the Weinstein brothers personally. This follows a four-month investigation that uncovered further exploitation by the disgraced producer. This included many female employees, assistants and executives being expected to procure him his sexual conquests! Schneiderman said in a statement “Any sale of The Weinstein Company must ensure that victims will be compensated”.

I'm Eila Adams, WELCOME to Naked News! You may know the company Unilever as the makers of Dove soap and Axe body spray... but as Tia's here to tell us, that's not the only way the company is tackling stink! Eila, Unilever is telling social media sites to clean up their acts, and the company could soon put its money where its mouth is! Unilever is one of the world's biggest advertisers, spending almost 10 billion dollars a year on ads, 25 percent of that on digital. At a recent conference, the company threatened to pull their ads off platforms like Google, Facebook and Twitter. The reason? They claim the sites have become a swamp of fake news, racism, sexism and extremism.

Hello, everyone, I'm Shannon Blake. And I'm Madison Banes, welcoming you to the Valentine's Day edition of Naked News! Two quick questions, Maddy: Will you be my valentine, and what do you have lined up for the day? Valentine's is a big day for a lot of people... but ESPECIALLY retailers! Here with a look at the business side of the holiday is our very own Betsy Swoon! Candy is dandy, ladies... which is dandy, because that's what people love most! The National Retail Federation is expecting Valentine's Day spending this year to reach NINETEEN-POINT-SIX BILLION DOLLARS, and a full FIFTY-FIVE PERCENT are planning to give their loves some candy! Including over FORTY MILLION heart-shaped boxes of chocolate! And if that seems less romantic to you than flowers, you should know that 69 PERCENT of people prefer the sweet stuff! And that's a real stat, not just a number we find excuses to say!

Welcome to Naked News! We're starting things off today with a potential social media crackdown in Russia! LD's in the naked newsroom with the story. What's the deal Laura? Well Eila, it seems that Russia doesn't mind using social media to disrupt governments in OTHER countries. But they don't seem too happy about it being used to affect THEIR officials! What goes around comes around I guess! This one sounds juicy!

Welcome everyone to another day with the ladies of Naked News, I'm Marina Valmont. And I'm Laura Desiree, thanks for joining us! Our first feature today will have you dreaming of a sunny warm getaway! Are you more the sun and sand type, or do you like to sight see? What's your idea of the PERFECT vacation? Well If you're anything like me, then tropical is the way to go. And that's exactly where Kylie Morgan is today, in Puerto Vallarta, talking to people about THEIR idea of the PERFECT getaway!

Greetings everyone, I'm Marina Valmont, And I'm Laura Desiree, welcome to the Naked News Magazine! We're kicking off the program with Carli Bei, who's ready to Turn It Up! That means we've got musicians in the house Laura, which I know is a bit of a weakness for you, what's so hot about musicians anyway? Well Carli Beisat down with a couple of members from the Canadian Heavy-Metal Punk Rock Band, Sumo Cyco. Here they are to Turn It Up! I'll try my best to contain myself! You know one's a girl, right?

I'm Eila Adams, welcome to Naked News. We're off on holiday today but to help get you through this dreary winter season, we've got a SUNNY episode of Naked News coming your way! It's from September 2015, when I shared hosting duties with Isabella Rossini aboard a boat in Lake Ontario! Everything's better on a boat! The show also features Carli Bei in Jamaica, and Peyton Priestly in the Naked Newsroom! You know what to do. Get good and comfy and enjoy this special encore presentation of Naked News. We'll see you back here tomorrow.

Hello, everyone. I'm Marina Valmont, welcome to Naked News. Joining me today is someone you may recognize from her recent audition, the beautiful FRANKIE! We're excited to have you with us. What's the one thing you did to prepare for today? We'll be getting to know Frankie better throughout the program, but first let's get to the headlines. Laura's standing by with details on a massive cruise ship brawl, that has Carnival in the news for all the wrong reasons.

This is Naked News, and I'm Shannon Blake. It's a week after Valentine's Day, but we're still finding things to love! And one thing "I" love are stories about corporations settling lawsuits, especially when those lawsuits are accusing them of pollution. Betsy's got one for me right now in the Naked Newsroom! Shannon, Minnesota's Attorney General filed a massive 5 BILLION dollar pollution lawsuit against 3M back in 2010, and it's finally paying off! The trial was supposed to begin on Tuesday but 3M just settled, agreeing to pay 850 MILLION dollars! The case revolved around 3M's use of PFCs, which were found in Scotchgard and other products and are believed to have polluted local waters and contributed to health problems. The money will reportedly be used to support water sustainability, so I guess today, the 3Ms stand for “Mmm, justice!”

Welcome everyone, I'm Laura Desiree! Betsy's ready to put another Boob of the Week on blast, and Eila's partying like an OG in Entertainment! First up though we've got your headlines, which starts with some hard times for the porn industry in Florida! Alana Blaire's here now with the story! Laura, everyone loves porn, but it's quite possible that Floridians love it a little TOO much, and their elected officials feel that they need to do something about it. Not sure you can get too much of a good thing but SURE, let's have the government tell us what we should and shouldn't enjoy.

Hello and welcome to Naked News! I'm Eila Adams and joining me today is our beautiful guest anchor Frankie! How's your week with us going so far? So Frankie, tell me, are you much of a traveler? What about travel advice, what would you say is the best piece of travel advice you could give to someone, or have received? Well kicking off the show today we have Laura Desiree in Negril, Jamaica. She's asking the public for THEIR best piece of travel advice! Here she is! Three British travelers driving a version of the Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine through Australia had to be rescued recently... and not from Old Mr. Carruthers who owns the abandoned amusement park! Instead, they woke up to find their vehicle overrun by floodwaters, that were infested with CROCODILES! The lads camped out on the roof of the van rather than risk the swim. Yes, they were eventually rescued and lucky not to end up as SCOOBY Snacks!

Hello and Welcome to another sensational day here at Naked News, I'm Eila Adams and joining me once again is our latest and greatest guest anchor FRANKIE! You ready to get things going? Okay, first up today we're trying a little Flair Bartending... ever tried it yourself? Well two people trying THEIR hand at it for the first time are our very own Madison Banes and Alana Blaire. Here they are in a new Pop My Cherry! Hello my lovelies, I'm Laura Desiree! I'm Marina Valmont. And it's time to get rolling in THE NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG!!!

This is Naked News, I'm Laura Desiree. Lots on the go today including Alana bidding a fond farewell to the Olympics... but first, the headlines. Tia's standing by with a Naked News Bulletin. Laura, it's probably too early to plan Christmas presents, but Michelle Obama's announced one hell of a stocking stuffer! Her first memoir, entitled Becoming, will hit bookshelves on November 13th! As she put it on Instagram, “I talk about my roots and how a little girl from the South Side of Chicago found her voice and developed the strength to use it to empower others.” Given that she and her husband received a joint publishing deal last year worth more than SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS, it should be a VERY good read!

I'm Eila Adams, welcome to Naked News, everyone... And that 'everyone' includes my lovely co-host today, Sarah Russi! Welcome to Naked News. So you're coming to us from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is that right? What would you like people to know about Pittsburgh? Did you do anything special to prepare for your appearance with us? Well, seeing as you brought some warm weather to our city, I'm thinking we should probably send you to Europe next! They're dealing with some EXTREME weather including freezing temps and dare I say it, SNOW! Laura's got that story for us right now in a Naked News Bulletin.

I'm Betsy Swoon and THIS, is Naked News. It's the last day of February, and we're determined to go out with a bang... so let's get things started with OUR Amazon, Laura, reporting on that OTHER Amazon! Here she is with a Naked News Bulletin. Thanks Betsy, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is the richest person on the planet, and I'm starting to see why. The Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy recently published a blog post which pointed out, and I quote, “In 2017, Amazon reported 5-point-6 billion dollars of U.S. profits and didn't pay a dime of federal income taxes on it.” And as if that weren't enough, the post also mentioned that the new Republican tax plan will give them a tax break of nearly EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION dollars!

I'm Eila Adams, welcome to Naked News. We've got a LIVE draw happening today, to pick the winner of our Get Naked in Alaska ticket giveaway! It's happening in the wrap up with Laura and I so make sure not to miss it. Right now though, we've got a Naked News Bulletin with Alana Blaire. And a serious automotive recall in Australia, this is pretty big Alana. It's the largest recall in the nation's history Eila and it all has to due with The Takata airbag scandal. We're talking about 2 point 3 MILLION vehicles in Australia that are affected!

THIS is Naked News and I'm Eila Adams. Joining me today is our gorgeous guest anchor, Sarah Russi! So you've been with us all week, what's been the reaction from your fans so far? Well you've been doing a great job so let's get things started shall we. I want to talk about modern relationships for a sec. Social media pushes us to define whether we are single/dating/unavailable/curious, you name it. Do you think this has complicated the dating scene at all? Well, to get to the bottom of all of these relationship titles is our very own Marina Valmont. She's in JAMAICA with our friends at VacationParties.Com, and asked the public for THEIR thoughts... let's see what people said.

A big welcome to you all, I'm Eila Adams and with me today is our guest anchor Sarah, this is the Naked News Magazine! Thanks for tuning in! Okay, first up we're going Behind the Lens with our favorite photographer, Bruce Colero. He shoots for Playboy, which make these VERY important pics! What has been your favorite shoot that you've been involved in? Well, to all of our viewers that enjoy some dramatic curves, make sure you're sitting down for this one! Here's Bruce and the stunning French masterpiece, known as Anastasia Doll!

I'm Laura Desiree, and welcome to Naked News! I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm just getting over a bad case of OSCAR FEVER... and no better way to put it to bed than with a wrap-up from Ms Tia LaRose. She's in the naked newsroom with the details. On Sunday night, The Shape of Water was the Shape of OSCAR...i.e. a man covering his junk with a sword! The film took home the coveted Best Picture prize, as well as Best Director for Guillermo del Toro! Of course, the Academy also showed some love to Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, with its cast taking two of the four acting awards! And as expected, on a night that was fairly restrained, Frances McDormand brought the fire!

I'm Shannon Blake, welcome to Naked News! As a rule, we don't like to kick people when they're down... but Pharma Bro is the exception that proves the rule! The hits keep coming following his fraud conviction, and we've got Eila standing by in the newsroom with the story. 'Pharma Bro' Martin Shkreli has been ordered by a judge to forfeit over seven million dollars in assets, including his unique Wu-Tang Clan album! Also a Picasso painting, an unreleased Lil Wayne album, and a whack of cash... but Once Upon A Time in Shaolin is the real prize! Though Shkreli claims to have sold the Wu-Tang album, it's the only copy in existence and he's reported to have paid TWO MILLION DOLLARS for it! Of course, with jail looming, what Pharma Bro really needs is cigarettes and ramen!

Happy hump day, one and all! I'm Betsy Swoon, and this is Naked News! We've got a jam-packed episode lined up for you today, so let's start unpacking that jam with Shannon! She's got a STORMY Front heading to Washington right now in the Naked Newsroom! We can't know for sure, but it looks like Stormy Daniels is going to be the most expensive sex Donald Trump ever had! The adult film star is suing Trump, challenging her non-disclosure agreement about their affair in court. According to the civil suit, Stormy DID take 130 thousand dollars in hush money, but the agreement is invalid because Trump never actually signed it! We'll be keeping an eye on this, because if the California court rules in her favor, she should have one hell of a story to tell!

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Laura Desiree. It's been more than twenty years since the OJ Simpson trial, and the mystery surrounding the case still generates headlines! With that in mind, let's say hello to Eila Adams who's got details on a possible OJ Simpson CONFESSION that's about to air. Hi Laura! It's true people are still obsessed with the OJ saga. And on Sunday, Fox is set to air a long-lost interview with the ex-football star that promises to to be EXTREMELY controversial! That's putting it mildly - doesn't he basically confess to the murders?

Welcome one and all to Naked News, I'm Betsy Swoon. And I'm Eila Adams. Betsy, lets start things off by pretending we're seated at a local watering-hole... what would you say is your go-to drink order? And do you change up your drink on vacation, perhaps in an exotic location? Well, the lovely Kylie Morgan was in beautiful Puerto Vallarta with our travel partners at Luxury Lifestyle Vacations, and she had the chance to survey the public about THEIR drink of choice! Here she is!

Welcome to Naked News Magazine everyone, I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Betsy Swoon, thanks for tuning in today! Betsy, today we're in studio, but if you could go anywhere in the world to report the show, where would you go... and what kind of things would you want to share with the our viewers? Well, Laura Desiree was recently soaking up the JAMAICAN sun with adventure experts, Dee and Sarge of VacationParties.Com. Here they are in Naked News Travels!

Welcome everyone, this is Naked News! Much as we love nudity around here, we've also got a soft spot for men in uniform, as does Donald Trump! He's getting the military parade he asked for, and Laura's got the details right now in the Naked Newsroom!

I'm Alana Blaire, on today's Naked News, we're starting things off with a travel advisory to one of Mexico's most popular resort areas. Laura's got the story and more, right now in a Naked News Bulletin. I firmly believe the world should be our playground, but you might want to avoid the sandbox of Playa del Carmen for awhile! The U.S. Embassy in Mexico City recently prohibited American government employees from travelling to the resort town, and they also closed their Consular Agency there. This follows the embassy receiving info about a possible security threat in the area! For now, American tourists can still visit, but they're advised to “exercise extreme caution”... and I don't think they just mean sunscreen!

I'm Betsy Swoon, welcome to Naked News! As you know, March 14th is Pi Day, which is a very big deal around here. And what better way to celebrate our favorite ratio than with a look at some groundbreaking tech?! I'll send you over to Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom with the story! Remember the name Cora, because it'll probably change the world. Recently unveiled on YouTube, Cora is an electric, self-flying air taxi that takes off and lands vertically. It can reach speeds of over a hundred miles per hour and travel sixty miles on a single charge! And it's the product of Kitty Hawk, which is funded by Google co-founder Larry Page, so you know they've got the bucks to make a rideshare service a reality. Development continues in New Zealand, and they hope to have it in service, in the next couple of years.

You're watching Naked News, I'm Shannon Blake! It's a dark day for one of America's most iconic retailers - or for anyone who grew up as a Toys "R" Us kid! Laura's standing by in the newsroom with details! Sad but true, Shannon! After 70 years in business, Toys "R" Us is shutting down all of its stores across the US and UK. The news isn't a total surprise to anyone who's followed the company's downward trajectory. Toys R Us filed for bankruptcy in September and has BILLIONS in debt. It reported a 953 million dollar loss in the first nine months of last year alone! The store closures will cost more than 33-thousand jobs.

Greetings to all you wonderful people, strap yourselves in for another fun-filled edition of Naked News! I'm Whitney St. John And I'm Laura Desiree! Whitney, the job of a sketch artist is totally invaluable in crime fighting! (I'm going somewhere with this)... We sketched the face of one our fellow anchors to test our skills! Can you tell me who THIS is? Well, sketching the likeness of a wanted CRIMINAL is not as easy as it seems... or is it? Eila Adams has got the story to lead off this week's Odds N Ends.

Welcome one and all to Naked News Magazine! I'm Laura Desiree! And I'm Whitney St. John! We're going to begin today by going somewhere hot, sunny and exotic. Have you ever been to Puerto Vallarta? Well for anyone who hasn't been but would like a little taste, may I present your own personal tour guide, Miss Kylie Morgan. She was there recently thanks to our partners at Luxury Lifestyle Vacations, here she is now in Naked News Travels. What's up party people?! I'm Tia Larose! I'm Shannon Blake! And THIS is The Naked News Video Blog!

Greetings, everyone, I'm Eila Adams, and welcome to Naked News. Vladimir Putin is a name newswatchers are very familiar with, and thanks to Russia's recent election, that won't be changing any time soon. Here with the story is Laura Desiree! It turns out Vladimir Putin can also get HIMSELF elected President! In this weekend's election, Putin received over 76 PERCENT of the vote, earning another six-year term. Of course, it probably helped that the leader of the opposition was banned from the race! Likewise, the over 56 MILLION ballots cast for Putin was a Russian record, though independent election monitors found MANY irregularities. The whole thing is pretty unnerving overall, but at least Putin and I see eye-to-eye on topless horseback riding!

Hello to all the beautiful people out there. I'm Madison Banes. Cambridge Analytica, the political consulting firm that helped Donald Trump win the election, was already in trouble, and things just went from bad to worse! Here with the latest development is Laura Desiree with a Naked News Bulletin. If you thought covertly obtaining the personal data of fifty million Facebook users to influence the American election was shady, prepare for things to get a whole lot shadier! The British company Cambridge Analytica was the subject of a recently aired undercover investigation by Channel 4 News. And “undercover” definitely seems to be the right word for it! That was Cambridge Analytica's chief exec Alexander Nix talking about using sex to create dirt on politicians, and in the same meeting, he talked about setting up politicians with fake bribes! Now they're under investigation by the UK's Information Commissioner, so I hope they enjoyed those Ukrainian girls when they had the chance!

Hey, y'all, I'm Betsy Swoon, and welcome to Hump Day here at Naked News! I hope the guys who are always smoking outside our studio are watching, because as Laura's about to tell us, some BIG changes are coming their way! Here she is with a Naked NewsBulletin. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, 'cause you may not want to smoke 'em soon! The FDA wants to substantially reducing the amount of nicotine in cigarettes. The change could make it a lot easier for smokers to quit and also keep future generations from getting addicted in the first place! As the FDA pointed out in their announcement, “cigarettes are the only legal consumer product that, when used as intended, will kill half of all long-term users.”

Hello, my pretties, and welcome to another delightful day here at Naked News. I'm one of your delights, Madison Banes, and it's time to head to another: Laura Desiree in the Naked Newsroom! She's kicking things off with an attack on Facebook that likely has Mark Zuckerberg saying “WhatsApp with that?” Facebook made WhatsApp cofounder Brian Acton a rich man when they paid NINETEEN BILLION dollars for the company back in 2014. But if they thought they were also buying his loyalty, they got ripped off! Acton quit earlier this year and is now getting a lot of attention for a very succinct tweet reading “It is time. #deletefacebook” Yes, the irony of him TWEETING this has been pointed out... but it's also true Facebook's the platform caught up in the Cambridge Analytica scandal! Time to unfriend?

Hello Everyone and welcome to another exciting day here at Naked News, I'm Betsy Swoon! And I'm Eila Adams! Betsy, lets begin with the efforts we make to live the most healthy and happy life we can. Do you do anything specific for yourself to feel you best? Well, because humans are always looking for ways to improve our quality of living, Laura Desiree has a new series for you based on all the many ways to feel your best! Today we launch the debut of her Nude + Improved adventures, starting with a Float Therapy session. Here it is!

Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Eila Adams And I'm BS! Thanks for tuning in. So Betsy, when you think of adult-resorts enjoyed by the adventure-seeking swinger community, what comes to mind? We certainly know the flirty fun of Hedonism as we have shared many of our visits on the show. However, a little gem in Mexico known as Desire Resort recently caught our eye! Laura Desiree flew out to Cancun to treat us to an unforgettable visit to this gorgeous destination. Here she is in Naked News Travels! I'm Madison Banes I'm Tia Larose! And it's time to get down in THE NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG!

Despite its Hawaii-adjacent location, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is a bad place to visit and you wouldn't want to live there... but there is PLENTY of room! According to a new study, the floating island of plastic debris is up to 88 THOUSAND TONS and an area of over SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES! That's like FOUR CALIFORNIAS! As if that wasn't scary enough for anyone thinking of cleaning it up, here's one more horrifying stat for you: it's composed of one-point-eight TRILLION pieces of plastic!

I'm Madison Banes, THIS is Naked News. As we all know, Facebook's been raked over the coals in the last little while, and for good reason. But as Frankie is here to tell us, there doesn't seem to be any end in sight. That's right Madison, they've been in hot water ever since we learned that the personal info of up to FIFTY MILLION Facebook users was exploited to help elect Donald Trump! And it's about to get worse! Hard to imagine things could get much worse for them at this point. Oh, but they will! If they thought they were under scrutiny before, let's see how they deal with an ALL-FACEBOOK NAKED NEWS SEGMENT! Welcome to the newsroom everyone. In addition to the angry mob, Facebook's privacy practices are being investigated by the Federal Trade Commission... and it could really cost them! It's been established that the personal data Cambridge Analytica used to help Trump was harvested in 2014. If the FTC determines that Facebook broke a 2011 consent decree regarding user info, they c

You're watching Naked News, and I'm Betsy Swoon. As you know, it's Apple's world and we're all just living in it. Here to tell us about some exciting new developments from the tech giant, is guest anchor Frankie! It's funny, Betsy. At a time when everyone's flipping out about Facebook, there's still no stopping the spread of Apple! It's true: the Cloud probably knows us better than anyone... but Apple products are just so slick! And if you think they've got a hold on US, that's nothing compared to their grip on the NEXT generation! Here's the latest! The iPad was already a useful tool for students, but Apple's really trying to shore up the market. At an education event in Chicago, they unveiled their 2018 iPad, and while it was largely the same with a few more bells and whistles, there was one exciting leap forward! Yes, the Apple iPad now supports the Apple Pencil, and both are being offered at discounts to schools. But if you want your own, we regular people will pay three hundred an

Welcome to the one and only NAKED NEWS! I’m Eila Adams and with Easter around the corner, we’re hard at work on our weekend programs. So today we’re bringing you a classic episode. And whether you’re a boob guy or a butt guy, you’re gonna love it! That’s because it’s hosted by genetically gifted past anchors Isabella and Hannah! Enjoy it, and we’ll see you back here on Friday with a BRAND NEW edition of Naked News!

Hello everyone and welcome to Naked News, I'm Marina Valmont! And I'm Eila Adams! Firstly, let me welcome you back from Hedonism with Young Swingers Week. Besides your gorgeous tan, how was your trip? Okay, let's get the show started, Marina. Let's talk about the maintenance on this stunning body of yours, what is the most extreme thing you've done to improve your health? Well, last week we introduced everyone to Laura Desiree's Nude + Improved segment, and today she's back with another treatment to share with our viewers, and this one's pretty extreme.

Welcome one and all to Naked News Magazine! I'm Marina Valmont. And I'm Eilia Adams! Marina, we're gearing up for a brand new Naked News Moves with Laura Desiree at Hedonism. That's right and Laura will be attempting to do one of MY favorite dances. Here's a little preview. Very sexy, and if you haven't guessed yet, that was a belly dance. Let's see if Laura's able to whip her hips into shape with a PROFESSIONAL belly dancer! Here she is in Naked News Moves. Moving on here, let's talk about the art of comedy... What would you want to ask a stand up comedian about their industry? Well, Carli was lucky enough to sit down with the host of a fabulous BBC Series called, Asian Provocateur and chat about blending culture and comedy.

Thanks Marina! Y'know Tia, we've spent so much time talking about the men's college basketball tournament - it's time the ladies got their due! The women's tourney has arguably been even CRAZIER than the men's! The semi-finals were awesome, and the championship game between Notre Dame and Mississippi State provided another classic finish! Sunday's title game all came down to one shining moment! Tied at 58 with three seconds left on the clock, the Fighting Irish had time to inbound the ball and take one last desperation shot. So why not give it to the woman who got them there: Arike Ogunbowale!

Welcome everyone, I'm Shannon Blake. Today's program begins with some sexy celebrity news in Entertainment. That includes a man I think we're ALL a little jealous of. Here's Eila to explain. As if getting to be MR. Ratajkowski wasn't already good enough, Shannon! Emily's new hubby Sebastian Bear-McClard is apparently also a professional butt inspector! As you can see here, Sebastian took a very hands-on approach behind the scenes at a recent photoshoot they did together. It looks like one job most guys would actually PAY to DO!

I'm Betsy Swoon, welcome to Naked News. Trending Now on-line is a video about news that MADE news, for all the wrong reasons. Here's Shannon to tell you what's going on. Here's one more reason Naked News is the best news show out there: we're not owned by Sinclair Broadcast Group! The company is the biggest owner of local TV stations in the States, and thanks to a viral video from Deadspin, they've been caught with their pants down! Watch as a multitude of journalists get busted reading the SAME anti-media script! Well, THAT was a nightmare, but hopefully one we'll wake up from, or at least are waking up TO! That video exposing that piece of propaganda now has OVER EIGHT MILLION VIEWS!

Hey, everyone, it's Throwback Thursday, so throw back a drink and prepare yourselves for NAKED NEWS! Celebrity breakups are always so hard on me, I don't know why but I'm always so disappointed when my favorite stars can't work things out. So it saddens me to report that ANOTHER celebrity couple has decided to call it quits. Shannon has that story and more for us right now in Entertainment.

Hello and welcome to Naked News everyone! I'm Madison Banes... And I'm Shannon Blake! As Naked News anchors we're always trying to wear as little as possible, but let me ask you Madison, what are some major fashion faux pas in your book? Well, guest anchor Krysta wanted to survey the public and see what some of THEIR faux pas were. Here she is now, Naked In The Street. First, Ben Carson ruined the expression “It's not brain surgery.” Now, Flat Earther “Mad” Mike Hughes has successfully ruined “It's not rocket science.” Despite being in denial about the one thing you would expect every “rocket scientist” to agree on, the 61-year-old Hughes finally managed to take off in a steam-powered rocket he built in his garage! I've got to admit, pretty impressive... though probably not high enough to see the curve of the Earth, which Hughes is still denying! But at least he seems to have made his peace with gravity!

Welcome aboard everyone! I'm Madison Banes! And I'm Shannon Blake! We're heading to a pair of exotic destinations today: Jamaica and Costa Rica! Marina's doing some body painting and Eila's getting herself ready to surf! That's coming up shortly, but first, we've both done a lot of modelling. But the segment you're in next is something that puts a twist on the typical finished product. Well I'm excited to see how things turned out. Here's Alana & Shannon with digital illustrator, Art Frak in Naked Goes Pop!

I'm Shannon Blake and we're back with a brand new week of Naked News! Happy to have you with us! We're starting off in Naked Sports! Madison and Tia are teeing things off at Augusta National, where the Masters just wrapped up! Here they are to recap the year's biggest golf tournament! Thanks Shannon! Sunday's final round had plenty of big names in the hunt: Jordan Spieth, Ricky Fowler, Rory McIlroy... but they were all chasing ONE man... Patrick Reed! The Texan had been in the lead all weekend, but would he crack under the pressure? The short is answer is NOPE! Reed was the underdog in the final pairing with Rory McIlroy, but he never flinched! McIlroy fell back early on, but Jordan Spieth put on a FURIOUS charge, storming from nine shots back to tie Reed atop the leaderboard!

Welcome everyone! I'm Eila Adams, and we'll start things off today by shining a light on Hollywood! Guest anchor Frankie's here with some gossip about our favorite celebs! And that includes Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco! That's right, if anybody out there wants to date Kaley, there's one BIG rule they should know about first! Uh Oh, why do I have a feeling it's going to be a doozy!

Hello, everyone, I'm Madison Banes, WELCOME to Naked News! Anyone who's ever been on a dating app is very familiar with the saying “If you don't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.” It's now been turned into a meme and as Frankie is about to tell you, it's Trending Now on-line. That's right Madison, someone figured out you can say that with pictures, and it became a meme that swept through Twitter like wildfire this week! Celebrities who mastered it include Katharine McPhee, who used it to throw some shade at her old TV show Smash. Mariah Carey, who managed to be self-deprecating AND her total diva self! And Mindy Kaling, who went meta on someone who used pictures of her! As for mine...

Greetings, my lovelies, I'm Laura Desiree, back from my epic adventure around California. Although I had a fantastic time, I'm not going to lie, I missed getting naked for you. Let's get things started with some Entertainment news shall we. Alana Blaire's joining us now with the latest. I'd like to first say, welcome back! That west coast air seems to have agreed with you, you like nice and refreshed. I have to admit, I'm feeling pretty good right about now, which is more then I can say for poor Khloe Kardashian, what a crazy story! OMG I know. Being cheated on is bad enough, but when you're a Kardashian, and it's as public as it was, it's a thousand times worse! Yeah and, HELLO, 9 months preggers with the guys kid.

I'm Eila Adams! And I'm Betsy Swoon. And THIS, is Naked News! Betsy, the Chinese satellite that was in the news for MONTHS finally fell back to earth recently and it had all kinds of people wondering if it was going to come crashing down on them. Yeah, that's right and I was definitely one of them. So you worry about things falling out of the sky and possibly hitting you? Well, besides rogue satellites, things falling out of the sky don't happen THAT often, thankfully! But as Frankie is about to tell us, when they do, it can be pretty scary.