Segment #1 - Ashton gets held up at the security gate and refuses him to pass and they make him take off his clothes. Segment #2 - Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro think they're meeting Ashton about a new show but on their way there they are involved in a hit and run. Segment #3 - Tara Reid is also experienced in a hit and run when the driver hits a woman and drives away.

Segment #1 - Mike Shinoda finds himself being accused for parking next to a fire hydrent when there was a fire and they had to break his windows to get the hose through. They tell him he has to pay the fine. Segment #2 - Brandy and her brother are driving along when the cops pull them over and suspect them of carrying stolen jewelry and after searching the car they find a bag of stolen jewelry. Brandy breaks into tears when they arrest her brother. Segment #3 - Mekhi Phifer gets accused of not paying his tax and tell him he must pay it or he could go to jail.

Segment #1 - Jena Malone rents a car but after driving a few blocks her friend finds a huge amount of cash in the car and when they return she's accused of trying to steal it. She gets angry and asks them why would she bring it back if she was planning on taking it. Segment #2 - Shannon Elizabeth learns of an unauthorized honeymoon video tape. They tell her she should let it out but she's mad because someone was invading their privacy and wants to sue the hotel. Segment #3 - Carmelo Anthony gets accused of messing around with an underaged girl.

Tyra Banks' mom takes her out to dinner at a restaurant, with a sign posted outside saying there is filming going on inside. It's a girl gone wild, when Tyra Banks gets caught on tape. Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden's Range Rover gets put on a tow truck because of car troubles, then swapped with an identical dummy. He, his twin brother Benji, and bandmate take a cab home, during which Joel spots his precious car dropped on top of another car along the way. Kanye West is shooting a music video for his single "Jesus Walks". He is greeted by the Los Angeles Film Commission, who is outraged by the idea of shooting a film about Jesus on a Sunday. The production is shut down and the material confiscated.